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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 12:15pm UTC
    Phones are getting thinner and smarter.
    People are getting fatter and stupider.

  2. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when you realize you're wrong during an argument.
    jimmy365:)
    nmq/^my format

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    No, I'm not feeling violent.
    I'm feeling creative with weapons.
    jimmy365:)
    nmq/^my format

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 5:04pm UTC

    I totally take back
    all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
    jimmy365:)
    nmq/^my format

  6. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    I have no respect
    for guys that dont treat women right.
    ©livsbestfriendryan

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    That song
    in our playlist that we always skip
    b u t n e v e r d e l e t e .
    jimmy365:)

  8. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    I'M FINE, OKAY?
    STOP WORRYING ABOUT ME.
    (i'm lying.)

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Sadly,
    No matter how many times you say "okay"
    your parents will not stop talking.
    jimmy365:)

  10. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    If you look in the mirror
    And don't like what you see,
    you can find out first hand
    what it's like to be me.

  11. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Sticks and stones may break my bones
    But words are what will destroy me.

  12. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 1:52pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you are trying to get over someone you never dated.
    format credit: jade672

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    ➫ ⇡ ➶ ↴
    I'm never sure
    What to do with my e y e s when I'm at the dentist.
    Do I close them?
    Do I stare at his face?
    Do I look at the ceiling?
    What's the proper etiquette here?
    jimmy365:)
    nmq/ ^my format:)

  14. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 12:47am UTC
    l l l l l
    The longer you are single, the more you think that something is wrong with you.
    Format credit - RunawayRachel - NMQ

  15. yuRbeautifull yuRbeautifull
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    FAVE IF THIS HAPPENSTO YOU,
    you panic when someone says,"I need to talk to you."
    not my format♥Brandon_awesome's amazing brain created this.

  16. GymnastBabee97 GymnastBabee97
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 11:44am UTC
    *on Witty*
    *sees a quote* "Oh, hahaha, that's funny!"
    *sees the same quote 5 pages later,
    by a different user*
    -_______________________-
    "..that one's not funny."
    format credit: soccerloverx03x

  17. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    I stay up all night
    and regret it in the morning
    anyone else?
    soccerloverx03x

  18. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    We spend too much time wondering
    why we're not good enough
    but not enough time listening to
    the reasons why we are.

  19. kmaceyk97 kmaceyk97
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    a confident girl doesn't show off her naked body,
    she shows off her naked face ♥

  20. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    Rhode Island
    t h e 1 3 t h & u n l u c k i e s t s t a t e ⚓

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