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xoxmelisxox

1. xoxmelisxox
   posted a quote
   March 16, 2004 2:27pm UTC
   it*s amazing how one person can make ur *bad day* *perfect*..but it *sux* wen someone makes ur *best day* *horrible*
   (wish she neva cut in)
   
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2. xoxmelisxox
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   March 13, 2004 2:15pm UTC
   one dai a blonde brunette nd red head died nd they had to go to heaven's gate..when they got there they were asked what is easter??...the red head sed it is the holiday where we eat turkey nd give thanks..that was the wrong asnwer so she was sent bak down to earth. then the brunette sed it is the holiday we open gifts nd give gifts to others. that was wrong so she was sent bak down as well..then the blonde sed it is the holy where jesus was risen from death..she was jus about to enter heaven wen she sed nd if he sees his shadow we have 6 more weeks of winter..!!! hah
   i luv that joke!!
   
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3. xoxmelisxox
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   March 13, 2004 1:00pm UTC
   BACK OFF!!! I'LL BEAT YOU WIT MY STRAIGHTENER!!
   IM ME ON JELBEL90! LUV YA..melis*
   
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4. xoxmelisxox
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   March 13, 2004 12:58pm UTC
   we got
   the dirty double
   tangy 3
   freaki 4
   flirti 5
   swingin 6
   sexi 7
   exotic 8
   naughty 9
   but notice how there is nothing for the #1..thats cause no1 shuld be alone
   
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5. xoxmelisxox
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   March 13, 2004 12:48pm UTC
   ^they say yoo say yoo love me^
   ^is that tru^
   ^even if its not^
   ^im still crazi over you^
   ^^i still got love for yoo^^
   
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