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xoxblondy4life

1. xoxblondy4life
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2011 6:01pm UTC
   "what did you say?"
   "Oh. I was talking to my dog..."
   
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2. xoxblondy4life
   posted a quote
   October 8, 2011 9:03am UTC
   Dear Boy,
   I'm done.
   With your games. With you telling me that you want me then ignoring
   me for weeks at a time. I'm done with giving you chances. I'm done with
   letting you hurt me.
   
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3. xoxblondy4life
   posted a quote
   September 13, 2011 12:42pm UTC
   Guess what witty!
   I am on wittyprofiles. at school.
   
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4. xoxblondy4life
   posted a quote
   September 11, 2011 11:20am UTC
   Never forget </3
   the victims and families of 9/11...
   
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5. xoxblondy4life
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2011 7:06am UTC
   Am I the only one
   Who doesn't' straighten her hair?
   
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6. xoxblondy4life
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2011 8:16pm UTC
   It's called a clicker,
   not a remote.
   
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7. xoxblondy4life
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2011 11:55pm UTC
   -------------------------
   Spray a mosquito with mosquito repellent.
   Laugh because he will never have any friends.
   ------------------------------
   
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8. xoxblondy4life
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2011 5:14pm UTC
   it's weird how we go
   from being strangers
   to being friends,
   to being more than friends,
   to being practically strangers again.
   sorry if its on here already
   
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9. xoxblondy4life
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2011 5:09pm UTC
   , - - - - ->have you ever had an amazing dream <- - - - - ,
   : you know the one with that boy :
   : and even though you are sleeping :
   : you can still have that feeling in your :
   : stomach the one where your life is perfect :
   : the one that you spend the next week thinking :
   : about the one that makes you sad :
   : because you know life will never be like that :
   : the one that makes you happy because for the moment :
   ' - - - - - - - - - - - - - - you had it all - - - - - - - - - - - - - '
   
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10. xoxblondy4life
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    &&I was on Witty
    when the top quote only got about 200 faves.
    
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11. xoxblondy4life
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    No matter where you go
    in the country, local car dealership commercials always suck.
    
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12. xoxblondy4life
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    Get off the computer,
    go fall in love or something.
    
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13. xoxblondy4life
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 8:23pm UTC
    "I wanna be a billionare so freakin bad"
    ...
    yeah we all so. stop complaining.
    
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14. xoxblondy4life
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 8:13pm UTC
    Daaamn.
    i want bruno mars to write a song about me.
    
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15. xoxblondy4life
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 11:06am UTC
    when i was your age,
    vampires sucked blood, not dick.
    im not hatin' on twilight i just found this hilarious.
    
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16. xoxblondy4life
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2010 9:15pm UTC
    i hate it when i think of a really good quote,
    but im to
    lxaxzxy
    to make it.
    
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17. xoxblondy4life
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2010 9:58pm UTC
    watching a creepy show:
    "I love this show!"
    in bed after a creepy show:
    "Holy crap what is that shadow? Its a murderer. I'm gonna die."
    
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18. xoxblondy4life
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2010 7:49pm UTC
    "That's what she said!"
    "Dude. Shut up, you're a girl."
    
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19. xoxblondy4life
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2010 8:51pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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20. xoxblondy4life
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2010 4:56pm UTC
    Why is it so freakin' hard to get over you?
    
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