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  1. londonxmaye* londonxmaye*
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    Sleeping with Sirens
    Paramore
    Peirce the Veil
    Blood on the dance Floor
    Silverstein
    Hey Monday
    Relient K
    Mayday Parade
    Never Shout Never
    Catching Your Clouds
    We the Kings
    He Is We
    Ed Sheeran
    The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
    Asking Alexandria
    Memphis May Fire
    All time low
    Simple Plan
    The Veronics
    t.A.T.u
    A day to remeber
    The All-American rejects
    You me at six
    Forever the sickest kids
    Fav if you know who any of them are :)
    Cookiedoughformats

  2. ThatsSooTaylor ThatsSooTaylor
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    I want to quit smoking...
    so for every like this gets ill go 1 day without smoking.
    -

  3. smoore01 smoore01
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    mom: ok you wait in line i forgot to get the milk
    me: ok
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me: mom where are you please
    me: mom please the line is moving fast
    me: mom i cant breathe where are you it's almost our turn
    employee: next
    me:
    employee:
    me: faints

  4. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    Do you ever just want to grab someone by the shoulders, look
    them deep in the eyes and wisper,
    "No one gives a f.uck."


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  7. Jennifer071498 Jennifer071498
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    Plot twist: Batteries are included

  8. selenagomezzap selenagomezzap
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    3 yrs old "Mommy, I love you."
    13 yrs old "Mom, whatever!"
    16 yrs old: "My mom is so annoying!"
    18 yrs old "I wanna leave this house."
    25 yrs old: "Mom, you were right"
    30 yrs old "I want to go back to my Mom's house".
    50 yrs old: "I don't want to lose my mom."
    70 yrs old: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my mom to be here.....with me."
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    You only have 1 mom.
    Fave this if you appreciate
    & love your mom!

  9. ThatsJustLifee ThatsJustLifee
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Hey guys,
    I never thought I'd be asking this, but lately I haven't been exercising, eating healthy, or going outside often. A month has passed since school ended and Summer 2012 did not meet the expectations I set for it since it is the Summer before freshman year. SO, to avoid going to extreme measures such as starvation or dieting,
    For every fave I'll do
    10 pushups
    15 crunches
    20 jumping jacks
    For every comment I'll jog around my neighborhood.
    If this seems stupid to you, keep scrolling. I think it will really help boost my motivation level if I have someone supporting me.
    Any other tips/advice please share. And I don't need to here that "your beautiful just the way you are" stuff...♥
    Format by I_Dont_Know

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    Me: *walks out of the bathroom with laptop*
    Mom:Me:Mom:Me:Mom:Me:Mom:Me: Don't ask.

  11. belty* belty*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 10:14am UTC
    Teacher: Where is the place you go to get away from all the drama in your life?
    Popular Girl: My boyfriends arms.
    Teacher: Aww
    Class: Aww
    World: Aww
    Me: My fridge.
    Teacher:
    Class:
    World:
    Popular Girl:
    Me: Aww.
    NMF / NMQ


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  14. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    *At a One Direction concert*
    Directionator: "OMFG LEWIS I LOVE YOU!"
    Directioner: "I FOUND PAUL, I REPEAT
    I FOUND PAUL!"
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  15. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 9:30am UTC
    Louis: "Harry loves to steal food off of
    Peoples' plates but he is scared to
    Do it to Niall."
    Niall: "He should be."

  16. Mithi Mithi
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 11:28am UTC
    Random Facts#3
    Justin Bieber asked Emma Watson on a date, but she declined. She said she wasn't a babysitter.
    Should I start a series?

  17. ZonerOuter97 ZonerOuter97
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    bruno mars: girl you're amazing, just the way you areeeee(wrote the song himself)
    people : i like cats
    selena gomez : who says, who says you're not perfect? who says you're not beautiful (wrote the song herself)
    people : my tooth paste is minty
    lady gaga : you're on the right track baby you were born this way! (wrote it herself)
    people : omg she's so weird
    one direction : you don't know you're beautifulll! (not written by them)
    people : OMG OMG THEY R SO INSPIRATIONAL I LUV THEM!! OMG OMG YOU GIVE ME SO MUCH INSPIRATION THX GUSE! OMG! OMG! I LUV U!123124536e&^%@# ~! U GUYS R PERFECT!NOW I FEEL BEAUTIFFULZZ@! ;3 MARRY MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. MrsNiallHoranWife MrsNiallHoranWife
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 11:07am UTC
    Hey I’m Ellie.
    I’m 13.
    I’m thinking of suicidal.
    My Grampy is dying,
    My best friend doesn’t want to be my friend& has moved forms,
    & I’m sick of everything.
    I’m not loved, but hopefully you could help me& make me feel loved.
    1 heart- 1 day I will stay alive.


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  20. Peytonie Peytonie
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    cat: meow
    me: meow
    cat: meow
    me: meow
    cat walks away
    me: sorry did i offend you

:)

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