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1. xolaurenn943
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2010 4:54pm UTC
   HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
   Wait...what?
   
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2. xolaurenn943
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2010 4:16pm UTC
   Squirells are pointless.
   
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3. xolaurenn943
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2010 4:50pm UTC
   hehehe
   
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4. xolaurenn943
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2010 1:12pm UTC
   * * * * * **
   There aren't any dandelions left so *I'm *beginning to wish on fireflies. **
   * There seem to be more of them * * *than * usual this year and *
   * I need all the wishes I can get</3 *
   * * * * *
   * * * * *
   *
   
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5. xolaurenn943
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2010 12:12pm UTC
   Spongebob: Theres been so many spongebob quotes lately that people are starting to the do the same ones over and over
   Patrick: I know, its getting really annoying!
   
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6. xolaurenn943
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2010 5:26pm UTC
   what
   Everybody's
   parents have
   said
   at least once
   during a rap
   w
   h
   o
   o
   s
   e
   s
   h
   o
   r
   t
   i
   e
   ?
   
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7. xolaurenn943
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2010 12:47pm UTC
   Thanks for letting my quote borrow your invisibility cloak Harry
   
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8. xolaurenn943
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2010 11:48am UTC
   Best friends forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever
   Is an understatement♥
   
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9. xolaurenn943
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2010 11:36am UTC
   My feelings for you
   dissapeared
   Then i saw your six pack.
   
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10. xolaurenn943
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2010 11:07am UTC
    Hello,
    You look
    extremely
    good today
    =)
    
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11. xolaurenn943
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2010 9:27pm UTC
    Have you ever had one of those perfect days when...
    1. You get a 100 on your social studies test
    2.Your favorite episode of your favorite show happens to be on right when you sit down on the couch
    3. You score the winning goal in the last game of the season
    4. The guy you like texts you for the third time that day
    Yea...me neither.
    
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12. xolaurenn943
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2010 1:08pm UTC
    When.In.Doubt
    Smile, nod,
    &
    pretend like you heard
    what the person just said.
    
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13. xolaurenn943
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2010 2:33pm UTC
    Dont you hate it when
    You go to the museum hoping to see a cool new species
    but all you see is Miley Cyrus in a cage wearing a pair of
    tacky black bird wings?
    
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14. xolaurenn943
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2010 2:23pm UTC
    Yeah this was gonna be a love quote,
    Then my mom walked by and i had to delete it.
    
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15. xolaurenn943
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2010 2:16pm UTC
    Cracking your knuckles is a
    chain reaction
    Once one person starts, everyone
    around them does too =)
    
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16. xolaurenn943
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2010 1:55pm UTC
    Unfortunately for you
    I’m a good liar
    
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17. xolaurenn943
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2010 3:48pm UTC
    Does anyone else think it’s gross
    that the average human body contains
    enough fat to make up
    7 bars of soap?
    
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18. xolaurenn943
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2010 2:36pm UTC
    This is a quote for hopless romantics
    HIGHLIGHT BELOW
    Stop wasting your time reading love quotes and crying about him. You just wasted about 15 seconds you couldve used trying to get him.
    
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19. xolaurenn943
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2010 2:30pm UTC
    Does anyone else ever file a quote under funny or love even when its
    not that kind of quote,
    because you know thats where everyone always looks?
    
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20. xolaurenn943
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2010 2:24pm UTC
    I wish we were still at that
    stage when the only
    thing broken in our live s
    were our crayola crayons
    border credit to CMPSunday
    
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