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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 1:16pm UTC

Nmq / Nmf. <3
Dad, Remember when I killed that butterfly you said "no butter for a week?"
Yeah.. So?
Then I killed that honeybee and you said, "No honey for a week."
Yeah.. So?
Yeah, that was like a month ago. So?
Well, mom just killed a c0ckroach... Should I break the news to her?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 10:20am UTC

Person: When you hate something it's because you're jealous of it.
Me: I hate spiders.
Me:I don't wish I had 8 legs.
Me: And eat flys.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 11:25am UTC

Adele is Pregnant
Lets admit it.
Her son will be a respectful guy who makes every girl feel like a princess........
Her daughter will be desperate and will fall hard for every guy shes meets....

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WittyJazz
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 2:10pm UTC

“HUG ME BROTHAA!”
If you know where this is from... Your childhood was probably awesome.

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YOLO_x3
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June 30, 2012 12:20pm UTC

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Oliviaxo
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 10:07am UTC

Here's to the girls
that joined witty, BEFORE One Direction took over.
~
nmf

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shann42800
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 11:17am UTC

ADIMIT IT
We have all tried to have a diary but failed epically...

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shannkenzgrace
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 9:07pm UTC

I AM PERFECT JUST THE WAY I AM...<3

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shannkenzgrace
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 3:43pm UTC

always keep a smile on your face,
you will never know who will fall in love with it<3

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shannkenzgrace
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 6:23pm UTC

Theres only
1 thing
2 do
3 words
4 you
I Love You <3

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 7:29pm UTC

if he knew
how much i
think about him
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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swedishfishy
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 11:02am UTC

..................
♥Sweatshirts are never quite as fuzzy after you wash them♥
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Sad_Quotes
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 8:15am UTC

Sad Quote #14
words never hurt me.
change never kills me.
love never breaks me.
fear never shakes me.
my hopes never fade away.
my tears are never here to stay.
i'm always happy.
i never lie.
yeah... once upon a time.

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shannkenzgrace
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 7:43pm UTC

I want a guy who buys me flowers because he wants to not because valentines day tells him too... <3

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Lifesarollercoaster123
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 4:07pm UTC

I think Witty should always be Pink.
Or change colors every week !
Anyone else ?

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like2balive1234
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 5:29pm UTC

Omg please just STFU already.
>.<

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musizfreak
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 10:46am UTC

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Today I asked my friend 'What's better, a ninja or a pirate?' and she said 'Their child'. My mind was blown.
#muzicfreak
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Format by twilightgirl995

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PeaceLoveJoyJustine
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 7:39pm UTC

Guess What?
The guy I'm crushing on bought me chocolates for Valentines Day....
Me: Oh my gosh, You're so awesome! I love chocolate, but I really shouldn't, I'm like, so fat...
Him: You aren't fat.
Me: Yes, I am, actually...
Him: You aren't, I promise you.
I almost cried. Tears of Joy, that is!! :)
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!! <3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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happyfry66
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 6:27pm UTC

I HOPE ONE DAY
I can love you the way you love me.
~Paige - The Vow

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