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jariley*
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October 16, 2012 3:35pm UTC

Regina George got
Channing Tatum in The Vow,
Karen Smith got Channing Tatum in Dear John,
and none for Gretchen Weiners.

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DreamScribbler
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October 20, 2012 6:06pm UTC

"I think he likes you!"
"No"
she said with a discouraged smile
"He talks like that to everyone."
my quote
my format

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AdventuresOfFelix
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October 16, 2012 7:57pm UTC

Tripping in your dreams,
then having a spaz attack on your bed.

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
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October 20, 2012 10:40am UTC

click to see this quote

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 5:25pm UTC

the movie theatre was robbed last night of $758.
the thieves took a bag of popcorn, a combo meal and a large drink.

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Maddyhj
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October 14, 2012 6:45pm UTC

Anything over 10 dollars is expensive.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 5:13pm UTC

When I'm alone
I think of so many things
to say to you.
If i have a chance to tell you,
I go speechless...

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MyMindBook
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October 16, 2012 5:00pm UTC

Bikinis expose 90% of a woman's body.
But men are SO classy that they only look at the 10% that is covered.
True Story.

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hannah143
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 6:38pm UTC

I really wonder if
A boy has
E V E R
Had a sleepover.
And then invited:
ALL OF HIS FRIENDS.
Then before they all fell asleep,
He pulled out his yearbook.
Pointed to
My picture.
And quietly whispered...
THAT'S HER.
-all mine.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 6:03pm UTC

in the spanish version of dora,
do they teach you english?

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Your Crush is in a relationship with You
♥ about a minute ago • Like • Comment • See Friendship
You have been waiting for a lifetime for this.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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XxLovesickilyxX
posted a quote
October 20, 2012 1:14pm UTC

*Hiccup* *Hiccup* *Hiccup*
..Wait, I think it's over.
....
...
*Hiccup*
Damnn!

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Merlin
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 2:54pm UTC

POLKA DOT
POLKA DOT
POLKA DOT
AFRO
^comment if you know where that is from

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 5:07pm UTC

Why should I like you
anymore?
You have a whole lot of other girls wanting to be with you,
so why should I try and make myself stand out to you?
I mean, sure, you’re cute, you’re funny, you’re sweet, etc.,
but what did you do for me?
You just told me all these compliments
you probably tell every girl you talk to.
I didn’t want to be that girl that you’d go to
if the other girls weren’t available
or didn’t want to talk to you.
I just don’t to be your second option,
I honestly don’t.

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 10:27pm UTC

The truth about Rebecca Black's 'Friday' song.
The song 'Friday' by Rebecca Black is really about the JFK assasination.
JFK was assisinated in a car.
The drivers name was Samuel Kickin.
The song goes 'Kickin in the front seat, sittin in the backseat.'
The assasination occured on Friday.
When JFK was shot, the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to 'get down.'
In the song she sings, 'Got to get down on Friday.'
On her day calender, the word 'Friday' was written in red. Bloody Friday.
Parts about the Cold War and the spread of Communism are also reflected, 'Everybody's Russian.'
And to top it all of, in the hotel that morning JFK declined a breakfast of sausage, eggs, and toast for a bowl of Bran Flakes instead.
In the song, it says, 'Got to have my bowl, got to have cereal.'
In the music video, the alarm clock is counting the time the assasination.
Also, the following Monday JFK was supposed to sign a bill into law requiring all public schools to provide bus transportation for their students.
In the song it says, 'Got to catch my bus.' but the bus never came.
JFK was shot while sitting in the back of a dark blue 1961 Lincoln Continental convertable.
In the music video she rides in a blue convertable in the back seat.
JUST A COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
nmf

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EvenIfiLovedYou
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 6:18pm UTC

I just took a shower.
...You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.
nmq

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neonbubbles
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 9:57pm UTC

Me in PE
me: oh, there goes the ball
me: along with all the f*cks i give

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KristinaBrunicardi
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 6:03pm UTC

here's to the girls...
who actually wake up & look forward to
g o i n g t o s c h o o l ,
because just seeing him,
for two seconds,
in the h a l l w a y
automatically
m a k e s y o u r d a y .
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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