girl: can you slow down, please?
boy: no it’s fun.
girl: please it’s scaring me.
boy: but it’s fun.
girl: please! please!
boy: fine, only if you give me a BIG hug.
*girl hugs boy*
girl: okay. now slow down.
boy: fine, give me a kiss and oh, could you take my helmet off? it’s really bugging me and please put it on you.
*girl gives the boy a kiss and takes his helmet off and puts it on.*
news paper next day: girl and boy drive into a building and only one survives.
The truth: half way down the road the guy realized the brakes weren’t working; so he wanted to feel the girl’s kiss and hug one more time and for her to put the helmet on so she could live, even though he would die.