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livilovesyouxo24
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March 6, 2012 4:08pm UTC

allcredittocaptivated
one direction.
allcredittocaptivated
big time rush...

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AustinH
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 5:08pm UTC

I wonder what would be harder to find..
Waldo or the father of Snooki's child?

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Bonnelle
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 8:09pm UTC

here's to the kids who:
are trying to get over their past relationship.
♥

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softb11
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 8:09pm UTC

I'm officially naming my TV remote
Waldo.

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purplechicka16
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 8:14pm UTC

I told HIM I liked him.
After building up 9 years of confidence.
His response?
"Me too.<3"
For all you witty girls, it's never too late.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 8:45pm UTC

allcredittocaptivated
self esteem
not my format bro

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 4:29pm UTC

I'm not fat.
I'm just so sexy that it overflows.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 4:24pm UTC

I want a six month vacation
twice a year.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 4:04pm UTC

Dear boys who are
Smart
Hot
Awesome
And madly in love with me
PLEASE START EXISTING.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 4:09pm UTC

Don't you wonder how many
people notice you?
but you don't notice them...
because you are too busy noticing someone
that will never notice you ?

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tylerr
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 6:59pm UTC

guy tip:
if you take her to go see the vow,
she will love you forever.
and you'll probably get laid lolololol

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 10:50pm UTC

dear most of the guys i know;
the only way that wearing wayyyy to much deodorant will get you a
girl is if you spray her in the face with it and drag her into an alley.
sincerely, a little bit is enough, thanks.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 2:57pm UTC

everybody notices me,
but nobody really knows me.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 10:11pm UTC

i know some people that are so idiotic
that sometimes I am genuinely confused as to how they are still alive.

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beentheredonethat
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 9:29pm UTC

That awkward moment ;
when you realize you swear more than
Jenna Marbles.

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tylerr
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 7:57pm UTC

nothing brings two people
together faster than the hatred of a third person.

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AlNicholas
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January 12, 2012 7:20pm UTC

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 3:43pm UTC

Sticks and stones may break my bones
But words are what will destroy me.

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 8:35pm UTC

I want a
british
friend.
Then I'd just sit their and listen to them talk.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 6:06pm UTC

I'm lying
I'm fine.

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