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Lorcan
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June 17, 2012 11:47am UTC

I CAN'T ESCAPE.

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AlNicholas
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June 21, 2012 1:53pm UTC

if crying burnt calories, I'd be a supermodel

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Whitecherry
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June 5, 2012 9:52pm UTC

You don't know
whose whole world's falling down around them at this very instant. It could be your best friend, or the stranger next to you on the bus. Maybe it's your sibling or that math teacher you despise. Who really knows?
Maybe the best thing to do then, is it just be there for someone when they really need a listener or a shoulder to cry on or just a freaking hug.
Don't judge others. Because it's almost guaranteed, that someone you're judging is having their whole world fall apart before them and all they can do is watch.

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RainDancer96
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 10:31pm UTC

You know that feeling you get when things gets better?
Yeah, me neither.

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mustaches_
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May 19, 2012 10:28pm UTC

"if you were happy before without him, you can be happy without him." But what if you weren't happy before him, but then he came along and he was the one who made you happiest? What happens then?

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xoingly
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 2:19pm UTC

maybe I'm just not worth it.
nmf

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cheerchic9711
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 3:44pm UTC

*How my mom works*
Me: Mom, I got all A's
Me: Mom, I cleaned the whole house
Me: Mom, I don't do drugs and I'm not pregnant
Mom: Is this your cup on the table?
Me: Yes
Mom: You never do anything right, I do it for you all day long, and you do nothing for me but stress me out. You are so out of control you're grounded, if you think you had no life before, you just wait. I can't believe you treat your own mother this way. Get out of my face.

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waitingforyourtouch
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Am I the only one??
who wants to die,
be dead for like a day,
see how everyone reacts,
then come back to life.

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 5:29pm UTC

Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. What do you f*cking think for?

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lovelylauren123
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 4:03pm UTC

pretty person: i would rather be called beautiful than hot.
Me: I would rather be called hot than and ugly sack of patatos...

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ShadowBlack
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 10:09pm UTC

When a guy is staring at your butt as you walk and you don't know whether to show off and be pleased or be mad and make a scene.
NMF

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xoingly
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April 14, 2012 11:16am UTC

I'm trapped in my own nightmare
But waking up would be uncanny
For my dreams are a humane reality
For my reality is the hell I'm trying to escape

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ThatsSoMeee
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April 13, 2012 3:32pm UTC

Me: Breath if you find me attractive
Entire human race *dies from lack of oxygen*

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juturna*
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April 11, 2012 7:26pm UTC

Most Wittians have to atleast remember or know some of these:
The Brandoncyrus days.
The "Big 2011 Witty crash".
When DamnnTaylerx, Jayciecutie01 &, Jade672 ruled the top quotes section.
FramingMatthew is the most courageous, strongest &, amazing person on witty. (Nobody will ever take his place)
R.I.P Matthew. All of Witty misses you ♥
When not even one person talked about One Direction or Hunger Games.
AlNicholas was the ultimate Witty boy.
When Lollipopx3 wrote the best witty stories.
SocietyKilledTheTeenager is the strongest witty girl on here ♥
When the advertisements were never here
When we saved Witty Profiles from getting deleted! :D
When quotes came from the heart ♥
When Witty was Witty
♥
Where did this Witty go? :(
No hate comments, please.

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Samantha1116
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 9:11pm UTC

Popular Girl
I love French Fries! ;D
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
34 likes
Hot Boy One day we can go get some together ;P
29 minutes ago · Like
Wanna-Be Wow, I wish I could eat what ever I want and stay skinny like you! :D
27 minutes ago 'like
Me
I love French Fries!
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
0 likes
Hot Boy We can tell, now shutup
29 minutes ago · Like
Boy No wonder
27 minutes ago 'like

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ifyouaskedmeifilovedhimidlie
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April 6, 2012 5:17pm UTC

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OLD WHEN
YOU REALIZE THAT JESSE MCCARTNEY IS TURNING 25 ON MONDAY...

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Yankeelover2
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Yoga pants,
are a push-up bra
For your butt. ♥

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xoxoyouandme10
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 5:58pm UTC

What da hell happend to Kony? Everyone cared for a week and now its like nothing..

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twilightcaterpillarXD
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 6:48am UTC

Anyone else think we should be able to tick that box..
[✔] Don't show boy band quotes.
If you don't want to see them..

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Temptress
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April 3, 2012 6:50am UTC

For the most part, I'm almost obsessively rational. But I do believe, just a bit, in fate. Purely for the fact that I should not be here. There are so many times when I could have died, even before I was born. My mother had five miscarriages before me. I had a twin - she died too. I was IVF, and even then, my mother was too old for the IVF at that point - she was 43, the maximum age was 35. It was a simple mistake of the doctor reading her birth certificate wrong and thinking she was 33 instead. They realized literally just after she was injected. And if that isn't enough, I was C-sectioned. I don't know why, just a split-second decision. Honestly, the nurses and my mother had no reason whatsoever to decide on getting me out through C-section - so they thought. While they were doing it, they found something that the ultrasound had missed - the placenta had been blocking the birth canal and if I'd been left to come out the natural way, putting it delicately, then there was no question of it - I would have died.
Since then, I've nearly died again, several times.
And it's weird. I keep telling myself it's just a coincidence, but honestly, what the hell are the chances of me having lived to see my thirteenth birthday?
It's like being in some supernatural book or something. Someone wants me dead, some higher power is keeping me alive. Ha.

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