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  1. xofashionloverxo xofashionloverxo
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2010 3:49pm UTC
    TAKE 3 MINUTES AND TRY THIS... IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT! THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO ME SAID HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER THEY READ THE MAIL. BUT NO CHEATING! THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY/SPOOKY OUTCOME.
    DON'T READ AHEAD...JUST DO IT IN ORDER! IT DOESNT TAKE LONG...IT'S WORTH A TRY :)
    FIRST..GET A PEN AND PAPER.
    SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT A TIME...AND DON'T READ AHEAD OR YOU'LL RUIN IT!
    1. FIRST, WRITE THE NUMBERS 1 THROUGH 11 IN A COLUMN.
    2. THEN, BESIDE NUMBERS 1 AND 2, WRITE DOWN ANY TWO NUMBERS YOU WANT.
    3. BESIDE THE 3 AND 7, WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER
    NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!
    4. WRITE ANYONE'S NAME (LIKE FRIENDS OR FAMILY....) IN THE 4TH, 5TH,
    AND 6TH SPOTS.
    5. WRITE DOWN FOUR SONG TITLES IN 8,9,10, AND 11.
    GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!
    6. FINALLY, MAKE A WISH.
    AND NOW THE KEY FOR THE GAME.....
    1. YOU MUST TELL (THE NUMBER IN SPACE 2) PEOPLE ABOUT THIS GAME.
    2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE THAT YOU LOVE.
    3. THE PERSON IN 7 IS ONE YOU LIKE BUT CAN'T WORK OUT.
    4. YOU CARE MOST ABOUT THE PERSON YOU PUT IN 4
    5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.
    6. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN 6 IS YOUR LUCKY STAR.
    7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE PERSON IN NUMBER 3.
    8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7.
    9. THE TENTH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND.
    10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING YOU HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE
    NOW...PUT THIS ON UR SYT WITHIN THE HOUR YOU READ THIS...IF YOU DO..YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE. IF YOU DON'T IT WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE

  2. xofashionloverxo xofashionloverxo
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 5:53pm UTC
    Blue
    YOU OPENED IT!
    TONIGHT12:THE PERSON YOU LIKE WILL REALIZE THAT THEY LOVE YOU!
    BUT IF YOU DO NOT REPOST THIS THEN THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE WILL DIE.
    PINK iPOD - single and like someone a lot but you like someone that you might never have.
    GREEN iPOD - single and hating it
    WHITE iPOD - single taking it easy causeyou're tired of drama but you like people
    RED iPOD - Taken and loving every single moment of it.
    GRAY iPOD - Single and whatever happens happens.
    BLUE iPOD- Like someone they like you back,but you are't going out
    ORANGE iPOD - Confused.
    PURPLE iPOD - Single but like someone alot but not sure if they like you back
    BLACK iPOD-re an undercoverturlel you know kung fu, and you can rip someones head off without even touching them.
    YELLOW iPOD-you like someone but you dont give a heck what he/she does

  3. xofashionloverxo xofashionloverxo
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2010 6:42pm UTC
    The name's Fail, Epic Fail. ♥

  4. xofashionloverxo xofashionloverxo
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2010 6:38pm UTC
    Rules For Flirting(:
    Guys: Put your hands around her waist firmly
    Girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
    Guys: whisper in her ear
    Girls: giggle
    Girls: whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back!
    Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
    Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
    Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
    Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her
    Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it!
    Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
    Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers!
    Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush
    **************
    STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
    now copy and repost this if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
    by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how
    much they want you if you don't repost this, your
    life (not just love life) will have bad luck forever

  5. xofashionloverxo xofashionloverxo
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 9:19am UTC
    When A Boy Misses You...
    Girl Facts:
    --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
    she wants you back but she is too
    scared she'll get hurt and knows
    you're gone forever!
    --When you catch a girl glancing at you,
    she wants you to look back
    and smile.
    --When a girl bumps into your arm,
    while walking with you she wants
    you to hold her hand.
    --When she wants a hug
    she will just stand there.
    --When u break a girls heart
    she still feels it when
    you run into each other 3 years later.
    --When a girl is quiet,
    millions of things are running through her
    mind.
    --When a girl stops arguing,
    she is thinking deeply
    --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
    she is wondering how long you will be with her.
    --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause,
    she is not fine at all.
    --When a girl stares at you,
    she is wondering why you are playing games.
    --When a girl lays her head on your chest,
    she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    --When a girl says she can't live without you,
    she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    --When a girl says, "I miss you,"
    no one in this world can miss you more
    than that.
    Guy Facts:
    --When a guy calls you,
    he wants to be with you.
    --When a guy is quiet,
    He's listening to you.
    --When a guy stops arguing,
    He realizes he's wrong.
    --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a
    pause, he means it.
    --When a guy stares at you,
    he wishes you would care about him and
    wonders if you do.
    --When your laying your head on a guy's
    chest, he has the world.
    -- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday,
    he is in love.
    --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
    he means it.
    --When a guy says he can't live without you,
    he's with you till your done.
    --When a guy says, "I miss you,"
    he misses you more than you could have
    ever missed him or anything else.
    Repost this in 10 minutes and your true
    love will
    call you;
    text you;
    kiss you;
    or just surprise you (:

  6. xofashionloverxo xofashionloverxo
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 9:16am UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT♥:
    - He stares at you a lot
    - He hits you a lot(playfully)
    - He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    - He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    - He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
    - He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    - His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    - You hung up on him. He called you back
    - You where invited by him to a group outin
    - He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    - He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    - He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    - He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    - He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.
    Now make a wish. > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you repost this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  7. xofashionloverxo xofashionloverxo
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2010 9:23am UTC
    TYPE YOUR NAME : rebecca
    TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW :rebeccaz
    TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR NOSE : 4r3gbe3cddca
    NOW TYPE UR NAME WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED : rebwcca
    haha my name is re-becc-az. great

  8. xofashionloverxo xofashionloverxo
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    August 29, 2010 10:45am UTC
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  9. xofashionloverxo xofashionloverxo
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 10:01am UTC
    *I miss you. I miss your smile, and I still shed a tear every once in a while. And even though it's different now, you're still here somehow. I miss you.*
    I know most people use a font because it's pretty or whatever. But that's not me. I used Impact above, because all the deaths in my life have made a huge impact on me. Especially the most recent one. The font I'm using now is called Terminal and I use this because my great aunt just died of terminal cancer. R.I.P.
    I'm not saying click the heart, because mine is broken.

  10. xofashionloverxo xofashionloverxo
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 9:47am UTC
    WHAT EVERY KISS MEANS ♥
    -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
    -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
    -Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
    -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
    -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
    -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
    -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
    -Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    What the gesture means...
    -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
    -Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
    -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
    -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
    -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
    -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
    ~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Advice;
    Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in Love.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Requirements;
    Post this again after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
    missing will surprise you

  11. xofashionloverxo xofashionloverxo
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 9:40am UTC
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  12. xofashionloverxo xofashionloverxo
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2010 6:06pm UTC
    How do Phineas and Ferb have 104 days of summer vacation? I only get 71!!

  13. xofashionloverxo xofashionloverxo
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2010 8:01pm UTC
    DON'T READ THIS! There was this girl and she was with her friend. They were looking through peoples MySpaces. The girl slowly came upon this one myspace. It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho. She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now. X
    xLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to care the living sh*t out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
    They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said anything she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two minutes there will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going

  14. xofashionloverxo xofashionloverxo
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2010 7:55pm UTC
    Why do you always have to bring that up? It won't make you any cooler. It still hurts some people. Oh sure, you can go ahead and laugh it off now, but do you honestly know what I'm feeling inside? Well get a clue girl. It's full out pain, sadness, and heart break. Not like you'd know.
    So what did I do? I turned to my friend next to me with tears in my eyes and told her what happened. She comforted me and began to tear up too. Only a true friend can feel that type of pain.
    Thanks for being there for me.
    sorry, i really needed to vent.

  15. xofashionloverxo xofashionloverxo
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2010 6:19pm UTC
    I might have to wait, I'll never give up. I guess it's half timing, and the others half luck, wherever you are, whenever it's right, you'll come out of nowhere and into my life. ♥

  16. xofashionloverxo xofashionloverxo
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2010 9:57am UTC
    When you fold your hands together they don't quiet fit perfectly.
    That's why we need someone else to hold our hand, and that one special guy will come along, hold your hand and all the spaces will disappear. ♥

  17. xofashionloverxo xofashionloverxo
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2010 4:26pm UTC
    Read the WHOLE thing. It's beautiful. definetly worth reading.
    Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?"
    The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
    Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"
    The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."
    Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.
    "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked.
    Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could."
    Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
    It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
    "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.
    Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great.
    Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
    Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
    (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves
    "When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.?

  18. xofashionloverxo xofashionloverxo
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    June 11, 2010 4:22pm UTC
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  19. xofashionloverxo xofashionloverxo
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2010 6:29pm UTC
    Like a week that's only mondays
    Only ice cream never sundaes
    Like a circle with no center
    Like a door marked "do not enter!"
    Darlin i'll be yours forever
    'Cause i never wanna be
    Without love
    now you've captured me
    without love
    I surrender happily
    without love
    Seaweed never set me free
    no no no
    I ain't lying
    never set me free
    no no no
    no i don't wanna live
    without love
    Darlin you have best believed me,
    never leave me
    without love
    **hairspray

  20. xofashionloverxo xofashionloverxo
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2010 6:27pm UTC
    Kiss me too fierecly, hold me too tight.
    as long as your mine ♥
    WICKED<3
    *highlight

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