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  1. broken_soul broken_soul
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    This weekend I got to see my best friend who I haven't seen in forever, I got to go back to skating after a year, and he told me I had a phonomenal body. This weekend was amazing, so why do I still want nothing more than to SWALLOW THE PILLS?

  2. Kevin0Society1 Kevin0Society1
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 12:57pm UTC
    New to Witty!!
    Could i get some followers? Thanks!
    -Kevin(:
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. MarshallLee MarshallLee
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 11:17pm UTC
    You know it baby.

  4. 1Dquotesneed2die 1Dquotesneed2die
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 11:17pm UTC
    If you are going to make a One Direction quote can you at least make it not an overused, stupid one. PLEASE.

  5. ilovevolleyball11 ilovevolleyball11
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    I wish facebook had a nobody cares button.

  6. ilovevolleyball11 ilovevolleyball11
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    Goodbye Earl! fave if u get it!

  7. ilovevolleyball11 ilovevolleyball11
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. cupcakecutie cupcakecutie
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    ME:I Hate Carrots
    FRIEND: why?
    ME:Why would you eat anything with the word rot in it?
    literally.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    Has anyone else noticed that
    Miley Cyrus looks a lot like Hannah Montana?

  10. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Teacher: Why didn't you study?
    Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
    1111 tumblr

  11. Twilight_Saga23 Twilight_Saga23
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    CuryHairProblems #2
    Ponytails
    Should i make a series?
    rformat credit;; JustADream_

  12. Twilight_Saga23 Twilight_Saga23
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    May 5, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    CuryHairProblems #3
    Waking up with an afro.
    Should i make a series?
    format credit;; JustADream_

  13. Twilight_Saga23 Twilight_Saga23
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    &Witty is slowly becoming Tumblr.

  14. Twilight_Saga23 Twilight_Saga23
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 1:52pm UTC
    CuryHairProblems #6
    Gym class.
    Should i make a series?
    format credit;; JustADream_

  15. Twilight_Saga23 Twilight_Saga23
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    May 6, 2012 11:05am UTC
    CuryHairProblems #7
    Being paranoid when you air-dry your hair because you have no idea what it looks like all day.
    Should i make a series?
    format credit;; JustADream_

  16. Twilight_Saga23 Twilight_Saga23
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    May 6, 2012 11:06am UTC
    CuryHairProblems #8
    When your hairstylists ask how/where to part your hair and you don't even know.
    Should i make a series?
    format credit;; JustADream_

  17. Twilight_Saga23 Twilight_Saga23
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    May 6, 2012 11:10am UTC
    CuryHairProblems #9
    When people say that they love your hair and your just like 0_o "are you on something?"
    Should i make a series?
    format credit;; JustADream_

  18. Twilight_Saga23 Twilight_Saga23
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    May 6, 2012 11:15am UTC
    CuryHairProblems #11
    Not being able to brush you hair in the morning because it will puff up.
    Should i make a series?
    format credit;; JustADream_

  19. Twilight_Saga23 Twilight_Saga23
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 11:42am UTC
    CuryHairProblems #14
    Having at least 2 hair ties on your wrist because you know you will need it.
    Should i make a series?
    format credit;; JustADream_

  20. Twilight_Saga23 Twilight_Saga23
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    May 10, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    CurlyHairProblems #15
    Wanting straight hair while straight hair people want your and your just like, "ha they have no idea what they are in for.."
    Sorry, thanks to PartyRocker, i realized Cruly has been spelt wrong-_-. Sorry for not posting in a while.
    format credit;; JustADream_

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