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xodezzxo

1. xodezzxo
   posted a quote
   December 25, 2011 12:18am UTC
   that AWKWARD moment when you get your tongue stuck to a pole........
   
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2. xodezzxo
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2011 2:49pm UTC
   Dear Santa,
   For Christmas I would like a BOYFRIEND.
   Love,
   Every Single Girl <3
   
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3. xodezzxo
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2011 9:47pm UTC
   LAUGHING so hard you think you might die...
   
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4. xodezzxo
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2011 9:31pm UTC
   I've been searching for someone named Hantus on facebook....
   That way I can poke a hantus.
   
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5. xodezzxo
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2011 8:08pm UTC
   this is how i save most of my files:
   DWperIhgeihrpautyindvsojgaERPgu;ui fave if you do to!
   
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6. xodezzxo
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2011 5:11pm UTC
   Doesn't it suck when the guy you like, likes another girl?
   Isn't it worse when that girl is MW3?
   
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7. xodezzxo
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2011 5:08pm UTC
   Damn,
   Someone needs to write explosion on you because baby your the BOMB!
   
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8. xodezzxo
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2011 10:24pm UTC
   walking into a wall and apologizing...
   yeah thaat would be me!
   
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9. xodezzxo
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2011 10:13pm UTC
   that awkward moment when you fall up the stairs.....
   
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10. xodezzxo
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    are those space pants because your butt is outta this world???
    no, their softball pants and my butt is outta your league!!!!!!!
    
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11. xodezzxo
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    can we make this a top quote? probably not.
    
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12. xodezzxo
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    November 7, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    I don't care if the whole club is dead....
    cuz the PARTY's in my head!!!
    
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13. xodezzxo
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 4:30pm UTC
    Dear Xbox,
    You are ruining my love life!
    With Love,
    This textless girl :/
    
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14. xodezzxo
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    its funny how you make yourself feel better by making others feel worse.
    
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15. xodezzxo
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.
    
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16. xodezzxo
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    why can't my hair and makeup look like Kim Kardashian??
    oh waiit, maybe its becaause I don't haave a makeup artist and haiir dresser at my hoouse...
    
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17. xodezzxo
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    because he was dead.
    
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18. xodezzxo
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 9:30pm UTC
    those girls that only wear abercrombie...
    oh wait that used to be me.
    
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19. xodezzxo
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 9:13pm UTC
    im definately not the only girl who dots her eyes with hearts...
    
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20. xodezzxo
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    if i was you i woould liike all myy quotess....
    just saying....
    
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