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xocookstaxo11
posted a quote
September 1, 2010 5:54pm UTC

Gee, thanks pad.
For making that really loud rippy noise when I open you and letting everyone in the bathroom know I have my period.

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xocookstaxo11
posted a quote
August 25, 2010 11:17am UTC

Akward Moments...
When you were little
and called the teacher
"Mom".

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xocookstaxo11
posted a quote
August 25, 2010 11:16am UTC

Akward Moments...
When you are in a store and need to find
something, so you
go up to a worker and ask
and it turns out they don't work there.

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xocookstaxo11
posted a quote
August 24, 2010 12:22pm UTC

She's my best friend.
But I'm not hers.

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xocookstaxo11
posted a quote
August 16, 2010 3:17pm UTC

I'm a dreamer,
But the bad thing about us is,
We always get our hearts broken.

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xocookstaxo11
posted a quote
August 12, 2010 3:11pm UTC

I wonder if Sketchers knows
Just how ugly Shape Ups are...

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xocookstaxo11
posted a quote
July 30, 2010 12:40pm UTC

You know that place between
sleep and awake.. where you're
still dreaming?
That's where I'll think of you.
<3
-Tinkerbell

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xocookstaxo11
posted a quote
July 30, 2010 12:13pm UTC

Akward Moments...
When you turn something totally normal
Into something really perverted and then start to laugh...
In front of your parents

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xocookstaxo11
posted a quote
July 30, 2010 12:11pm UTC

Akward Moments...
Exercising in front of people.

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xocookstaxo11
posted a quote
July 26, 2010 1:34pm UTC

The other day,
My dad yelled at me because my
Earbuds are always in my ears.
I guess he just doesn't understand
that I'm a teenage girl,
And music is how I survive.

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xocookstaxo11
posted a quote
July 24, 2010 12:08am UTC

Akward Moments...
When you are in the car with your
Mom or Dad and a dirty
song comes on the radio.

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xocookstaxo11
posted a quote
July 24, 2010 12:07am UTC

Akward Moments...
When you are watching t.v.
With your parents and a
condom commercial comes on.

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xocookstaxo11
posted a quote
July 23, 2010 11:59pm UTC

Akward Moments...
When your parent tries to have
"the talk" with you.

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xocookstaxo11
posted a quote
July 19, 2010 9:05pm UTC

Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer, make him feel
good.
Patrick: I love you.

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xocookstaxo11
posted a quote
July 19, 2010 8:47pm UTC

If you want to
fly,
all you need is
friendship
-Spongebob Squarepants

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xocookstaxo11
posted a quote
July 19, 2010 2:11pm UTC

I'm more than just an option.

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xocookstaxo11
posted a quote
July 18, 2010 10:49pm UTC

"I wumbo, you wumbo,
he- she- we- wumbo,
wumboing, wumbology,
the study of wumbo...come on
Spongebob,
this is first grade!"
-Patrick Star

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xocookstaxo11
posted a quote
July 18, 2010 3:55pm UTC

////// And all you want,
is something I can't be.
-Goo Goo Dolls

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xocookstaxo11
posted a quote
July 18, 2010 3:27pm UTC

I miss you.
Not enough to want you back, just enough for it to hurt. ////////

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xocookstaxo11
posted a quote
July 17, 2010 11:48pm UTC

Spongebob: I guess I'll have to find a new best friend. Hey, Squidward-
Squidward: NO.

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