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xocheerleaderxo809
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 3:34pm UTC

Fav this if you hate the doctors
Comment if you hate the dentist more
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xocheerleaderxo809
posted a quote
October 3, 2011 8:24pm UTC

I gotta couple dents in my vender.
I gotta couple rips in my jeans.
Try to fit the pieces together,
But perfection is my enemy.

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xocheerleaderxo809
posted a quote
October 3, 2011 3:08pm UTC

96
virgins..
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xocheerleaderxo809
posted a quote
October 2, 2011 3:47pm UTC

Be nice to nerds
because
someday
you will be working for them

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xocheerleaderxo809
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 12:30pm UTC

Honey, Your 12
Blow Bubbles
Not boys.

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xocheerleaderxo809
posted a quote
September 21, 2011 8:23pm UTC

So today,
My step moms dad have a
massive
heart
attack.
he is still alive, but they have to keep on
restarting his heart.
To make it worse, its his wifes
Birthday
please show your support by faving this
or
comment telling me your story.
thank you.

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xocheerleaderxo809
posted a quote
September 17, 2011 12:51pm UTC

You know its bad when..
you're smoking alcohol
and drinking weed

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xocheerleaderxo809
posted a quote
September 17, 2011 12:27pm UTC

No I'm not texting in class
I just smile at my crotch every 2 minutes.

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xocheerleaderxo809
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 10:41am UTC

If Barbie is
so popular, why do
you have to buy
her
friends?

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xocheerleaderxo809
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 10:35am UTC

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself,
where the heck is the ceiling.

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xocheerleaderxo809
posted a quote
September 6, 2011 6:28pm UTC

You make me wanna punch every single baby in the world then set them on fire and laugh while they
burn.

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xocheerleaderxo809
posted a quote
September 5, 2011 4:05pm UTC

Saying "ouch" when you hardly even felt
anything.

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xocheerleaderxo809
posted a quote
September 5, 2011 3:50pm UTC

Next time you get a text with some sort of smiley face..
Try make it with your own face..
;p

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xocheerleaderxo809
posted a quote
September 5, 2011 12:11pm UTC

When life gives lemons....
Brake it in two and squirt into the eye of life and say
"take that life!"

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xocheerleaderxo809
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 11:24pm UTC

And we could do this until we pass out..
-LOL JK-
...my mom is picking me up at 8:30

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xocheerleaderxo809
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 10:55pm UTC

i I like your makeup...
LOL JK
it looks like you got attacked by crayola.

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