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givingyoumyheart
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January 21, 2012 9:39pm UTC

\
Using the word
"thingy" when you can't
remember what soemthing is called
nmf/

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mumblebumble
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January 20, 2012 4:44pm UTC

If my best friend dislikes you,
I'll automatically dislike you aswell.

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capsized*
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 1:03pm UTC

*A nerdy guy's phone goes off*
Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend?
*Everyone laughs*
Nerd: Nope. It was yours.
*Dead silence*.
nmq

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mumblebumble
posted a quote
January 19, 2012 5:24pm UTC

The Suite life of Zack and Cody;
Hector: Esteban, I have great news! There has been a peaceful change of government in our country and your family's back in power!
Esteban: You mean grandfather Geraldo Mario Juan Carlos Jose Diego Luka Pepe Bombaro Lupe Luigi Abarto Francisco Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez has taken the throne again?
Hector: No. The other one.
Esteban: Oh, you mean Fred?

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taytayx311
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 9:05pm UTC

I'm so ugly.
You spelled beutiful wrong.
lol so did you.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 10:27pm UTC

Me & Guy Friend trying to plug in computer cords:
me: "ughh, there aren't enough holes for this!"
him: "... that's what she said."
me: "hahaha, stop it, we really need to finish this."
him: "... that's what she said."
me: "are you done yet?"
him: *cracks up laughing* "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
me: "okay, enough, this is getting painful."
him: *snort* " stop it, my cheeks are starting to hurt.
me: "... that's what she said"
format belongs to blackbutterflies ;)

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pluto*
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 6:34pm UTC

K .
Yah, get back to me when you learn the rest
of the alphabet

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pigglywiggly
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January 15, 2012 7:18pm UTC

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR GENDER IS,
I'M CALLING YOU DUDE.

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shawn_the_man
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 5:30pm UTC

90's kids
fave it up :)

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 6:19pm UTC

"Quick, everyone act natural!"
*Everyone strikes the most un-natural pose ever*

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cheeseylovesongs
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 4:20pm UTC

click to see this quote

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 3:29pm UTC

LOL.
Tell someone they have something on the back of their forehead and see what they do.
© ThatsSoMeee :)
Audition for my witty profiles collab channel on youtube! heres the link to the audition video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4tQYoxGVV4

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Pegasister18
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 6:51pm UTC

Did. Your. Voice. Pause. When. You. Read. This?

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theunicorn
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 6:27pm UTC

HELLO
I'm
Your next
girlfriend.

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trinityy_xoxox
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 7:11pm UTC

my eight year old cousins advice on boys;
me: what do you do if you like a boy?
cousin: you tell him.
me: what if he doesn't like you back?
cousin: you kill him.
not mine quote. trinityy_xoxox format.

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irishkell96
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 4:50pm UTC

Did you hear? Russell Brand and Katy Perry are splitting up!
Wow, I guess he is the one that got away.
Something must have happened last Friday night.
Maybe he wanted some other California girl.
Or maybe he kissed another girl and liked it!
That's what he gets for waking up in Vegas.
nmf/nmq

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tylerr
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 12:24am UTC

#1 rule during arguments:
if you're losing, start correcting their grammar.

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theycallherlove
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 1:32pm UTC

Fav this quote,
Then check your comments :)
Everyone will get one <3E

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leavingthelove
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 1:38pm UTC

My 7 year old cousin got a computer for Christmas.
When I was 7, I didn't know how to use a computer.
When I was 7, I'd have to amuse myself by:
going outside, finding a stick, and pretend I was Harry Potter.
Lol.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 1:56pm UTC

If you say you're cooler than me,
Doesn't that make me hotter than you?
Oh snap!

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