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theycallherlove

1. theycallherlove
   posted a quote
   January 10, 2012 8:08pm UTC
   Remembering Spongebob! !!
   Is mayonnaise an instrument?
   Did you set it to wumbo?
   Its not just a boulder... It's a rock!
   My names..not... RICK!!
   He was number 1!
   All hail the magic conch! Ololololo!
   Krabs is a *dolphin noise*
   You ate my candybar!
   The "painty raid"
   I ripped my pants
   "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "NO, this is Patrick!"
   Mega Weenie Monday.
   Fave if you aarrremember! !!
   
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2. theycallherlove
   posted a quote
   January 6, 2012 4:44pm UTC
   The difference between me and her?
   i can make him smile with my clothes on.
   
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3. theycallherlove
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2012 6:53pm UTC
   Promises are just l i e s with
   pretty little bows
   tied around them.
   
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4. theycallherlove
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2012 3:29pm UTC
   I want to go back to the generation where..
   “going out” was going on a date,
   not immediatly begin bf/gf.
   I wanna go back to the
   generation where a guy would
   physically call her and talk to her,
   not text. I wanna go back to the
   generation where your first kiss
   would be with someone you’ve
   been dating for months, not
   hookup with a guy you meet in
   a club. I wanna go back to the
   generation where a guy would
   give you his varsity jacket. I
   wanna go back to the generation
   where a girl can get any guy just
   by wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and a
   pair of sneakers. I wanna go
   back to the generation where
   couples slow danced, not grind.
   I wanna go back to the
   generation where
   love actually made sense..
   
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5. theycallherlove
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2011 3:05pm UTC
   pinkies are the tiniest fingers
   But they hold a lifetime of secrets.
   
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6. theycallherlove
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2011 1:32pm UTC
   Fav this quote,
   Then check your comments :)
   Everyone will get one <3E
   
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7. theycallherlove
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2011 1:30am UTC
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   I do not call my previous boyfriends my
   "X's". I call them my "Y's" -
   Y did i date you?
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