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xochaarlotteexoo
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 4:05pm UTC

Watching s o much
One Direction;
You start to talk like them

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xochaarlotteexoo
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 3:52pm UTC

Dear McDon ald's
Cashier ;
Don't give me that look. There's no age limit on a
Happy Meal.
Sincerely, Don't forget the toy.

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xochaarlotteexoo
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 11:04pm UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger
Say hi!
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: 77/both/England
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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xochaarlotteexoo
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 10:53am UTC

Mom: Hey! My friend is pregnant!
Me: Oh cool, really? With What?
Mom: A Baby
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: I meant the gender, but good thing it isn't a alien!

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xochaarlotteexoo
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April 26, 2012 6:08pm UTC

That one day of fame on Facebook because it's your birthday.

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xochaarlotteexoo
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April 26, 2012 6:01pm UTC

click to see this quote

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xochaarlotteexoo
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 11:07pm UTC

☐ Single
☐ Taken
☑ Mentally Dating Niall Horan.

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xochaarlotteexoo
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 9:14pm UTC

Dear Facebook Friends,
STOP SENDING ME GAME REQUESTS.
From,
I don't wanna play CityVille.

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xochaarlotteexoo
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 10:48am UTC

SpongeBob Quote #017:
Patrick: Are they laughing at us..?
SpongeBob: No Patrick... they're laughing next to us.

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xochaarlotteexoo
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 10:46am UTC

SpongeBob Quote #016:
SpongeBob: Patrick! Your genuis is showing!!
Patrick: *covers his "area"* GASP! WHERE?!?

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xochaarlotteexoo
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 7:34pm UTC

SpongeBob Quote #015:
*trying to be evil*
SpongeBob: And you get to talk tough. *gruff voice* this town ain't big enough for the two of us.
Patrick: Let me try! Uh....Hey, punk.

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xochaarlotteexoo
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 7:29pm UTC

SpongeBob Quote #014:
Mr. Krabs: Neptune, Perserve her!
Squidward: How long can she stay like that?
SpongeBob: I don't know!
Patrick: ..Sandy's a girl?

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xochaarlotteexoo
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April 22, 2012 5:31pm UTC

WOW! You were born in 1999, You must really miss the 90's, because they were amazing, right?
♥

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xochaarlotteexoo
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 4:45pm UTC

Is your heart taken?
Is there somebody else on your mind?.

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xochaarlotteexoo
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April 22, 2012 4:42pm UTC

Possibly seeing One Direction ...
June 26th 2013<3
*Meeting My Husbands*

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xochaarlotteexoo
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 2:55pm UTC

That Awkward Moment when you
can tell someone deleted you on
Facebook..

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xochaarlotteexoo
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 2:26pm UTC

I know that I got issues,
but your pretty messed up too.
nmf.

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xochaarlotteexoo
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April 17, 2012 5:18pm UTC

That Awkward Moment when..
Your dad plays a 69 point
word in Words With
Friends.
nmf

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xochaarlotteexoo
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 5:05pm UTC

So in Health Class, we were learning what it takes to be pouplar in our school. Everyone was saying good looks, funny, etc. Then the quitest kid in class raised his hand and said "You have to be a complete idiot, slap your girlfriend, and smoke weed."
Made My Day<3

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xochaarlotteexoo
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 7:03am UTC

It's hard not to think
everyone's a lier.
nmf

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