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xoashleey

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Member Since: 17 Feb 2012 07:29pm

Last Seen: 19 Jan 2013 11:54am

user id: 275115

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Aloha.♥

My name is Ashley, 14. 
No matter what happens, 
always remember that you are GORGEOUS inside and out♥
NEVER forget that.
Well, Love you, 
Bye♥


Hey, I just met you.
And this is crazy.
But here's my witty.
So follow me maybe?(:
 
  1. xoashleey xoashleey
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends.
    Its not rocket science.

  2. xoashleey xoashleey
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    .
    If anybody ever needs advice, or even someone to talk to,
    just know I'm here. (:
    nmf

  3. xoashleey xoashleey
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    And it felt like
    a bullet in my heart.
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  4. xoashleey xoashleey
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    Person: "You're really pretty!"
    Me: "Are you on crack...?"

  5. xoashleey xoashleey
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    Your face.......makes me wanna..........throw a brick at it.

  6. xoashleey xoashleey
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    Watching you
    walk away <<<

  7. xoashleey xoashleey
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    I wish that someone would
    be afraid to lose me.
    Too bad noone will ever be.
    .

  8. xoashleey xoashleey
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    Sorry Not Sorry

  9. xoashleey xoashleey
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    Be the kind of person you would like to meet.

  10. xoashleey xoashleey
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    This time last year, everything was so
    different.
    We used to talk 24/7
    We haven't spoken since last Februrary.
    You won't even look at me anymore.
    The worst part is you never even told me why.

  11. xoashleey xoashleey
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    The Bathtub Test
    During a visit to an insane asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized? "Well," he said, "We fill a bathtub with water, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket, and tell them to empty the bathtub."
    "Oh, I understand." I said. "A normal person would usethe bucket because it's bigger than the teaspoon and teacup."
    "No." said the Director.. "A normal person would pull the plug. Would you like the bed by the window?"

  12. xoashleey xoashleey
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    Goodbye.
    I ' l l m i s s y o u .

  13. xoashleey xoashleey
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    Why develop f eelings for people, when you could run in front of a bus and get the same effect ?

  14. xoashleey xoashleey
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 11:38am UTC
    I wish I'd never grown up.
    Everything was so simple then.

  15. xoashleey xoashleey
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 9:25am UTC
    I wanna make you feel wanted. ♥

  16. xoashleey xoashleey
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 9:00am UTC
    MeanGirlsQuotes#1
    Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white...
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. xoashleey xoashleey
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    **Knock knock **
    :who's there?
    ~Not your parents...because they don't knock.~

  18. xoashleey xoashleey
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments*
    dentist: You're bleedin because u don't floss

  19. xoashleey xoashleey
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    ** School **
    In Class:
    1+2=3
    Homework:
    1+2+8=11
    Test:
    If Timmy has 5 apples and gives 2 away, calculate
    the sun's mass.

  20. xoashleey xoashleey
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    When someone is mad at you and won't tell you why.

:)

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