To maintane a healthy level of insanity...
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on
and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See which ones slow down.
2. Every time someone asks you to do some thing, ask if they want fries with that!
3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over thier caffine addictions, switch to espresso. Lock your work room door.
4. Finish all your sentences with "acordance with the
prophecy."
5. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
6. Order a diet water with a straight face whenever you go out to eat.
7. Specify that your drive through order is
"to go..."
8. Sing along at the opera. (Wear something nice because everyone will be staring at you)
9. Put misquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
10. 5 days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache. Then walk away.
11. When the money comes out the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!"
12. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!"
13. The final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is to send this to a few friends to make them smile.
Its called Therapy
xoLoveCulturexo