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  1. xnicole08x xnicole08x
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 2:25pm UTC
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  2. xnicole08x xnicole08x
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 10:14am UTC
    Ballet improves your coordination, it improves your IQ and it gets half the NFL on Dancing with the Stars.
    ~Coach Beiste

  3. xnicole08x xnicole08x
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 10:00am UTC
    If you honor me with being your next class president, I will make tornadoes illegal at McKinley, keeping you and your families at our school safe from their murderous rampages. Also, on Tuesdays, I pledge to go topless.
    ~Brittany S. Pierce

  4. xnicole08x xnicole08x
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 7:18pm UTC
    ONLY IN AMERICA:
    Can we get pizza delivered before and ambulance gets to us.
    Do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
    In drugstores a person can get cigarettes at the front of the store and has to get medication all the way at the back.
    Do we have Braille at drive up ATMs. Do we have handicap parking spaces in front of an ice skating rink.
    Do we buy double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a Diet Coke.
    Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
    Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
    Do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

  5. xnicole08x xnicole08x
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    ABC QUIZ! A - Available? YES! B - Birthday? April 08 C - Crushing on? yep. D - Drink you last had? sunkist E - Easiest person to talk to? megss F - Favorite song? The one that got away G - Gummy bears or gummy worms? neither :P H - Hometown? ehh garfield heights I - In love with? pens that write good J - Jealous of? straight hair K - Killed someone? ...? L - Longest car ride? 12 1/2 hrs M - Milkshake flavor? chocolate N - Number of siblings? 1 O - One wish? for him to love me P - Person you texted last? Amanda Q - Question you are always asked? what'd you get on that quiz R - Reason to smile? family, friends, him♥ S - Song you last listened to? forget... T - Time you woke up? 5:55 U - Underwear color? green V - Violent moment you had? i have no idea. W - Worst habit? playing with split ends X - X-rays you had? arm Y - Yoyos are? dumb Z - Zodiac sign? aires

  6. xnicole08x xnicole08x
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    Him ♥ What color is his hair? brown What style is it?: It's... normal? What color eyes: brown Cute smile: Definitely♥ Braces: No. Glasses: Nopee Abs: Yesss<3 Height: 5' 6" What grade is he in: 9 How did you meet him: Bestfriends brothers bestfriend How long have you known him: Since 5th grade Does he play any sports: basketball, baseball Can he play the guitar: No, don't think so. What about any other musical instrument: No.. Do you guys ever text: occasionally How about AIM: no. Facebook chat: no Describe something he would wear on a typical day: Basketball Shorts, a T-Shirt, Nikes What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear: gold shorts (: Do your friends know that you like him: Obv., we've been together for four months :P Do any of your teachers know that you like him: he in hs, im in ms. Do your parents know?: possibly Do they know he exists: Yes :D Have you met his parents: Multiple times, sir. What would he do if he saw your witty: uh...

  7. xnicole08x xnicole08x
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    Cross Out What You've Done. ♥ Had a boyfriend. Been kissed. Been dumped. Fallen in love. Been called ugly, fat, sl*t, etc. Jumped off a bridge. Rode a roller coaster. Skydived. Eaten an exotic food. Snuck out of your house. Drank alcohol (or a sip) Gotten so drunk you passed out. Cut yourself on accident. Cut yourself on purpose. Laughed so hard you peed your pants. Had an eating disorder. Called yourself ugly. Met your idol. Been to a concert. Watched 'The Exorcist' and didn't have a nightmare. Eaten a bug Read a book over a thousand pages. Kissed somebody in the rain. Been jealous of somebody else's relationship. Climbed a tree. Smoked a cigarette. Smoked weed/pot. Gone skinnydipping Been backstabbed by somebody you once called your best friend. Beaten somebody up. Egged somebody's house. Ding dong ditched. Had a crush on your guy best friend. Been told by your parents they hate you Been to another country. Answered all these questions honestly.

  8. xnicole08x xnicole08x
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    How much do I cost? I cost $
    Natural Hair Color:
    [] Brown - $100
    [X] Blonde - $50
    [] Black - $60
    [] Red - $70
    [] Other- $75
    Total: $50
    Eye Color:
    [] Brown - $50
    [X] Green - $75
    [] Blue $150
    |] Hazel $100
    [] Other - $15
    Total so far: $125
    Height:
    [] Over 7′ - $200
    [] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    [] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    [] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    [X] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    [] Under 5′4 - $25
    Total so far: $210
    Age:
    [] 50 to 56 - $175
    [] 46 to 50 - $150
    [] 41 to 45 - $125
    [] 31 to 40 - $100
    [] 26 to 30 - $75
    [] 21 to 25 - $50
    [] 19 to 20 - $25
    [X] 0 to 18 - $100
    Total so far: $310
    Birth Order:
    [] Twins or more than twins - $750
    [X] First Born - $320
    [] Only Child - $250
    [] second born - $150
    [] Middle child - $100
    [] Last Born - $100
    [] third born - $550
    [] fourth born - $300
    [] fifth born - $400
    [] sixth born -$215
    Total so far: $630
    Drink?
    [] I did like twice - $400
    [] Only Holidays - $250
    [] Sometimes - $215
    [] YES - $200
    [] only weekends - $300
    [] Every other day - $50
    [] Once a day - $15
    [] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
    [x] No - $600
    Total so far:$1230
    Vision?
    [X] perfect vision - $400
    []need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
    [] No correction - $100
    [] Glasses - $50
    [] contacts - $25
    [] Surgical correction - $100
    Total so far: $1630
    Shoe Size:
    [ ] 13+ - $300
    [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
    [ ] 11 to 12 - $400
    [x] 7 to 10 - $500
    [] Under 7- $450
    Total so far:$2,130
    Favorite Color/Colors (don't need to be 1, can be more):
    [] Green-$750
    [] Red - $600
    [X] Black - $100
    [] Yellow -$475
    [] Brown - $300
    [X]Purple - $225
    [x] White - $400
    [x] Aqua - $350
    [] Orange - $300
    [] Blue - $300
    [X] Pink - $100
    [x] Other - $500
    Total: $4,555
    did you use a calculator to add it all up?
    [] Yes $0
    [] Nope - $1000
    [X] some- $750
    Total$4205

  9. xnicole08x xnicole08x
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    YESTERDAY IS HISTORY.
    TOMORROW IS A MYSTERY.
    TODAY IS A GIFT,
    THAT'S WHY WE CALL IT THE PRESENT.

  10. xnicole08x xnicole08x
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 7:57pm UTC
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  11. xnicole08x xnicole08x
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    [] Gotten a referral
    []Gotten detention
    []Gotten your cell phone/iPod taken away
    []Gotten suspended
    [x]Gotten caught chewing gum during class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 1
    []Gotten late to a class more than 10 times
    [] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [] Returned at least 2 projects in late
    TOTAL SO FAR: 1
    [] Missed school cause you felt like it
    [] skipped class at least 1 time
    [x] laughed so hard you got kicked out of class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 2
    [x] Texted people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    TOTAL SO FAR: 6
    [] Went on MySpace, Friendster , xanga , or Witty on the computer at school
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [] Called people during school hours
    [x] Listened to an ipod/ cd player/mp3 during class
    [] Hit a teacher or student with a textbook
    TOTAL SO FAR: 8
    [x] Gotten a call home
    [] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
    [] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [] Gotten a detention and didn't go
    [] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass
    [x] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
    TOTAL SO FAR: 10
    [] Slept in class
    [x] Played basketball with paper balls using the trash can as a basket
    [] Threatened a teacher/(told off a teacher)
    [] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
    [x] Treat the teacher as invisible
    TOTAL: 12
    now times this by 3… III
    I am 36% hated at school :O

  12. xnicole08x xnicole08x
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    im 42% obsessed with my looks.
    I own:
    [x] hair straightener
    [x] curling iron
    [] mousse
    [x] hairspray
    [] gel
    [] other sprays
    [x] bobby pins
    [x] hair clips
    [x] hair ties
    [x] round barrel brush
    [x] blow dryer
    [x] mirror
    [] I have dyed my hair
    [] I have/had highlights
    TOTAL: 9
    Eyes:
    [x] black eyeliner
    [] other color eyeliner
    [x] eye shadow
    [x] mascara
    [] fake eyelashes
    [] eyelash curler
    [] eye shimmer
    [] contacts
    [] stunna shades
    [x] eye makeup remover
    TOTAL: 3
    Lips/Teeth:
    [x] clear lip gloss
    [] red or pink lip gloss
    [] lipstick
    [x] chap stick
    [] lip plumper
    [] electric toothbrush
    [] teeth whitener
    [x] more than 15 lip glosses
    [x] toothpaste
    TOTAL: 4
    Complexion/Overall Face:
    [x] blush
    [] moisturizer
    [x] face wash
    [] bronzer
    [x] makeup remover
    [] face wipes
    [] powder
    [x] cover up
    TOTAL: 4
    Nails:
    [x]nail polish/varnish
    [] filer
    [x] nail clipper
    [] nail buffer
    [] cuticle remover
    [] nail hardener
    [] nail brush
    [] fake nails
    [] nail scissors
    TOTAL: 2
    OVERALL TOTAL: 21
    Now multiply your number by 2 Then repost as I am _% obsessed with my looks

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