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xlaurennnxo23
posted a quote
June 26, 2010 1:50am UTC

i w a n n a b e a
Billionaire
so. bad.
freakin.
things
the i
of never
all had
buy
i w a n n a b e
on the cover of
Forbes
magazine
:)smilin' next ta'
Oprah &+
the Queen
xoxo lauren(:
favorite ferr moarr<3

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March 15, 2010 9:27pm UTC

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March 7, 2010 1:12pm UTC

tODaY; I was eating milk duds today in the little packs. Usually, I get four but I only got three this time. I got so angry and called "The Hershey Company" on the back of the box. I complained to them and they asked for my name and address, town, phone number and zip code. Only a few days later I received a box filled with styrofoam. After going through it for about a minute, I found one lonely milk dud at the bottom.
----------> MLIA<3

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xlaurennnxo23
posted a quote
March 7, 2010 1:06pm UTC

Today, I was making milkshakes in the yard with my
friend because I got a milkshake machine. The nexthing
I knew my very good looking neighbours jumped over
the fence and asked if they could make some too. I guess
my milkshakes really do bring all the boys to the yard.
~ M L I A

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xlaurennnxo23
posted a quote
March 7, 2010 12:58pm UTC

witty girl survey ♥
highlight in GREEN what is true bout you!
HIGHLIGHT PINK FOR SORTA KINDA ISH.
AND ORANGE FOR NOOOOOO WAY EVERR..
[]i love justin bieber!
[]nope, jonas brothers rock my world!
[]i like both JB
[]they both suck . ;$ don't be mad i just don't listen to neither jb.:D
[]taylor swift is amazing
[]i freakin love LADY GAGA (=
[]my nails are painted right now =D
[]i have lots of gay friends!
[]i'm bisexual.
[]music=life
[] im a beatles fan!. yea so what? :D
[]i hate chocolate
[]^^^ are you kidding? chocolate is amazing
[]i'm team jacob
[] hell no! team edward!
[]ewww i hate twilight!
[]i think taylor lautner is sexyy
[]i make quotes based on what really happens in my life
[]my quotes are mostly song lyrics
[]i'm religious. [but not obsessed.O.o .:P]
[]i ♥ michael jackson
[]megan fox is HOT (shes soo prettty)
[]i straighten my hair everyday.
[]i have a boyfriend
[]nope, I have a girlfriend ;)
[] i'm single and loving it!
[]i'm single and not loving it
[]i have lots of blonde moments
[]blue is my favorite color
[]the notebook has never made me cry (I CRY EVERY TIMEE!)
[]i saw new moon when it came out (I SAW IT THE NIGHT IT CAME OUT!)
[]i can not eat un-buttered popcorn because it tastes weird...?

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xlaurennnxo23
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March 7, 2010 12:50pm UTC

[A]VAILABLE: nuhh uhhh<3
[B]IRTHDAY: decemberr 12thh babeee.
[C]RUSH: myy boyfraand<3
[D]RINK YOU LAST HAD: spriteee YUM<3
[E]ASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: uhh kara eby<3
[F]AVORITE GENRE OF MUSIC:hiphop&rapp!
[G]UMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: gummy wormms! derr!
[H]OMETOWN: bostonnn! dorchesttaahhh<3
[I]NSTRUMENT(s): piannooo:P
[J]UICE: LEMONADEEE<33333333
[K]ILLED SOMEONE: yes. i killed my baby made of cardboard. me and my wifeeyyy had a divorcee so i killed the baby. BAHAHAHH(its a jokee:D )
[L]ONGEST TRIP: HAWAII BETCHHH!
[M]ILKSHAKE FLAVOR: STRAWWBERRAAY<3
[N]UMBER OF SIBLINGS: dos!two!do!twee!dy! (dif langusgeees:D )
[O]NE WISH: grammyy comes back<3.
[P]ERSON WHO CALLED YOU LAST: teresa.marie.lally.<3
[R]EASONS TO LAUGH: bahahh my lifee<3
[S]ONG YOU LAST HEARD: my best friend by tim mcgraww(its me and my loverrs songgg<3) bahahahh
[T]IME YOU WOKE UP?: uhhh like 11 ishh
[U]NBRELLA: nothankyouu<3
[V]EGETABLE(S): lovee red peppers!
[W]EARING: uhmm hollister shirt with a peace sign:D navy hollister sweatshirt, gray abercrombiee jeannns, and brown tall uggs rolld downn :D
[X]-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: my armm and wholee body.
[Y]OUR FAVORITE ANIMAL: PPEEENNGGGUUIIIINNNNS!!!!!<333333333
[Z]ODIAC SIGN: SATTIGURUSS BETCHH<3

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posted a quote
January 21, 2010 8:40pm UTC

sorry to repost im just a sucker for scary stuff and this scared the crap out of me cause its dark and im in my basement haha sry.
On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain letter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death.
This is the bulletin he read:
My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.â€‹â€‹â€‹You have 900 seconds
to repost this or I will visit you tonight

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xlaurennnxo23
posted a quote
January 21, 2010 7:53pm UTC

"cause were like redbull
so let's fly away"
-Lil Wayne
hayy guys. so ik its
bad just baree with
me i havent put out
qoutes in monthss!
haha sry, hope u
all liikee itt(:
lovee lauren <3

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xlaurennnxo23
posted a quote
November 7, 2009 4:11pm UTC

today;
at work, an elderly man comes up to me and asks where the eggs were. Not being in a good mood, I smiled sarcastically and said they were on Aisle 4. A few minutes later, I see him exiting the store with a carton of eggs. I work at Home Depot.
M L I A .

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xlaurennnxo23
posted a quote
November 7, 2009 4:02pm UTC

The other day I learned that if you say 'beer can' with an English accent, you're saying 'bacon' with a Jamaican accent. Mind blown.
-MLIA<3

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xlaurennnxo23
posted a quote
September 3, 2009 11:44pm UTC

Y O U ... C A N ... O N L Y ... T Y P E ... O N E ... W O R D !
N O ... E X P L A N A T I O N S !freaky.
1. Yourself: boredd currently
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend : none
3. Your hair: down
4. Your Mother: annoying
5. Your Father: mean
6. Your Favorite Item: laptop
7. Your dream last night: being chased my a sketchy teacher
8. Your Dream Home: HAIWAII BABBYYY<3
9. The Room You Are In: minee<3
10. Favorite color: pink &green &blue & purple & yellow & yeahh..
11. Your fear: spiders & clowns & CHUCKIE
12. Where do you want to be in ten years? collagee
13. Who you hung out with last night: olivia
14. What You're Not: nervous
15. Your Best Friend: nataliaa<3
16. One of Your Wish List Items: neww laptop
17. Your Gender: female...
18. The Last Thing You Did: pretended to go to bed.
19. What You Are Wearing: johnny cupcakes tee, abracrombie khaki shorts
20. Your Favorite Weather: summerrr
22. The Last Thing You Ate: does water count?
23. Your Life: my friendss!
24. Your Mood: tired ish
25. Who are you: Lauren<3

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xlaurennnxo23
posted a quote
September 3, 2009 11:32pm UTC

-friends&frienship;
these are the people who you cannot live without. they sit with you and cry through breakup, help prank call cute boys, &+ laugh at pretty much anything. yeah, theyre goofy, embarrising, and weird, but you love them more than anything. and most importanly, there are soo many gtmzz that kodak, canon, panasonic, &samsung combined still cant capture this much fun. friendship isnt measeured by facebook, or myspace, or twitter, or by looks. its measured by smiles, secrets, laughs, sleepovers, &most importantly, fun.
peace out <3
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August 14, 2009 10:19am UTC

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xlaurennnxo23
posted a quote
July 17, 2009 11:25pm UTC

When s o m e o n e
b r e a k s your [heart],
don't walk away;
stay & fight.
[[ not actually my qoute;;
just a bit o' edititingg (;
so credit to whoever; i guess?]]

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xlaurennnxo23
posted a quote
July 17, 2009 11:15pm UTC

Lets play truth or dare.
or just dare;;
nobody ever really
t e l l s t h e t r u t h a n y m o re.
[[ not actually my qoute;;
just a bit o' edititingg (;
so credit to whoever; i guess?]]

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xlaurennnxo23
posted a quote
July 17, 2009 11:10pm UTC

god made coke.
god made pepsi.
but why'd god make
him, so darn
sexy?
idk not my qouteee;;
just a little editing..
credit to whoever.

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xlaurennnxo23
posted a quote
June 27, 2009 12:03pm UTC

60 Questions People Dont Ask Survey
When's the last time you ran? - umm idk like an hour ago? chasing my dog.
Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? - some
What are you dreading right now? - going to my cousins house
Do you celebrate 420? - no. i do not celebrate international pot day.
Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? depends.
If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would ya'll do? - umm idk get ice cream? (:
Have you ever been on your school's track team? - nopeee
Do you own a pair of Converse? - yeesss i do.
Did you copy and paste this survey? - yes i did
Do you eat raw cookie dough? - yummyy! yess <3
Have you ever kicked a vending machine? - like all the time, aha.
Don't you hate it when the radio ruins good songs
by playing them over and over? - OMG YES.
Do you watch Trading Spaces? - what?
How do you eat oreos? - with milkk!! <3 yum
Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone?- maybee ;)
Are you cocky? - no. not really. vary rarely.
Could you live without a computer? - umm well i guess... aha actually prob not (:
Do you wear your shoes in the house? - sometimess..
Who or what sleeps with you? - my pillow? stuffed animal?
At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real? - 10 or 11. idk.
How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house? like 8..
What do you do when you're sad? - call someonee,or listen to my ipod, idkk.
Who would you call first if you won the lottery? - um prob my family to rub it in ther facee :P
Last time you saw one of your friends? - yesterday
Are you in high school? no
What jewelry are you wearing? - nonee.. headband?
Is anyone on your bad side now? - umm well my sister?
What's the first thing you do when you get online? -go on aim then facebook/witty
Do you watch Grey's Anatomy? - umm not really i saw it like once.
How do most people spell your name? - lauren,(the right way) or like: laren, lauryn, laurn, and more. i didnt know you could spell it differntly.
Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes? - sure.
do you have a job, and if you do, what is it? - babysitt
What are you doing tomorrow? - umm going to ah partyyy<3.
Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson? - umm no? [R.I.P. MJ]
Favorite name for a girl? - Kelli or Christal
Favorite name for a boy? - Brennan or Jake
Will you keep your last name when you get married? - umm probs not
When was the last time you left your house? - an hour ago
Do you return your cart? - what?
Do you have a dishwasher? - NAHH! jkjk who doesnt have one?!?!?
What noise do you hear? - my dad with the lawn mower
Would you survive in prison? - hopefully.
Who is the youngest in your family? - molly
If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would overpack?- me? (:
Do you know anyone with the same name as you? - yupp
What's the last thing you purchased? - sims 3 :D
Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you? - yeahh somtimess
What brand are your pants right now? - hollister
Ever been to Georgia (the state)? - yupp
What irritates you most on the internet? - popups & when my computer has a freaking seizure && like FLREAKING SPAZZES OUT ON ME. (>:| )
What brand is your digital camera? - umm i broke it but it was kodak i thinks.
Do you watch movies with your parents? - no not really/
What song best describes your life right now? - idk butt my favorite song right now is i got a feelin by black eyed peas :)
Do you own expensive perfume/cologne? - nahh
Are you taking college classes right now? - nope
Do you like sushi? - never had it.
Do you get your hair cut every month? - ehh i guess.. more like every 2 months
Do you go online everyday? - nopee! :)
hahah I finally finishedd that dangg thinnggg (:

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June 27, 2009 11:29am UTC

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xlaurennnxo23
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June 27, 2009 11:04am UTC

"your crazzyy"
no i'm not!
the voices only come once a week now!

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posted a quote
June 24, 2009 8:39pm UTC

** * * * * *aha<3* * * * * **
there were just some really
_ g r e a a t t i m e s s i n s e v e n t h g r a d e e e _
*never to be forgotten
Daaaahyumm.
i just sorta kinda ->LOVE<- my girls..
[ [ & + y o u k n o w e x a c t l y w h o y o u a r e e < 3 ] ]

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