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xilysherri

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Member Since: 25 Dec 2010 08:41pm

Last Seen: 25 Aug 2011 07:00pm

user id: 141969

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  1. xilysherri xilysherri
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 6:02am UTC
    Menstruation, Menopause, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cycle... All of woman's problems start with 'Men'.

  2. xilysherri xilysherri
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 3:15am UTC
    So Minnie tells Mickey she wants a divorce, Mickey tells her are you fking crazy, Minnie says, no I'm fking goofy :D

  3. xilysherri xilysherri
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 9:47pm UTC
    Love Is...
    When you don't wash your boyfriends shirt ,
    just because his smell is still on it<3
    &nd you keep smelling it ;)
    I think that's when you know you're in love .

  4. xilysherri xilysherri
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 1:26am UTC
    My Guy Best Friend Found My Book Where I Write All My Favorite Quote's Down.
    As I Was Going Through It, I Found Out He Wrote Something Of His Own..
    " Sherri You're Beautiful "
    That Made My Day.
    He Means So Much To Me. I'm Happy He's MY Best friend.

  5. xilysherri xilysherri
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 7:34am UTC
    Today, my friends and I went to starbucks, we decided to have British accents. I guess we sounded more Australian, because they asked us what part of Australia we were from. One of my friends answered, "P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney."
    MLIA

  6. xilysherri xilysherri
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2011 12:25am UTC
    Me: I'm on my period and I'm pmsing. So shut the fkc up!
    Best Guy Friend : ..........
    BGF : -Runs Away-
    Me: Fkcing Freak -______-
    True Story. He actually ran for his life LOL

  7. xilysherri xilysherri
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 1:36am UTC
    Me: Earth
    Grandma: Heaven
    Distance: Life <|3
    I Miss You So Much Grandma :(

  8. xilysherri xilysherri
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 3:40am UTC
    Cola is better then pepsi ...
    & yes I can taste the difference ;)

  9. xilysherri xilysherri
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2011 7:42am UTC
    So Sleeping In All Day Means Being Awake All Night. ;)

  10. xilysherri xilysherri
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    March 27, 2011 7:06am UTC
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  11. xilysherri xilysherri
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2011 6:57am UTC
    A BEST Friend Sees Your
    The First Tear;
    Catches The Second
    & Stops The Third <3

  12. xilysherri xilysherri
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 4:56am UTC
    So I Was Arguing With My Boyfriend...
    &I Decided To Talk To My BEST Guy Friend
    & He Said To Me
    " I've Known You Forever.
    & You Are An Amazing Person.
    But Remember This...
    YOU Aren't Lucky To Have Him.
    Because If ANYTHING,
    He's Lucky To Have You. "

  13. xilysherri xilysherri
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2011 4:08am UTC
    He
    Is
    Mine ♥

  14. xilysherri xilysherri
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 3:27am UTC
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMFpZRDYha4
    Girl's, just watch it.
    Nuff said. <3

  15. xilysherri xilysherri
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 4:30am UTC
    That Feeling You Get When You Wake Up At 5AM
    On The Weekend, And Realizing That You Have
    No School & You Get To Sleep In.
    I Fkcing Love That Feeling <3

  16. xilysherri xilysherri
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 5:12pm UTC
    PLEASE READ UNTIL THE END ITS WORTH IT . A girl went to a party and she ended up staying longer than she planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town, and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. when she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her. Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this if you truly believe in God PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father" STAND UP FOR HIM! 51% won't repost this not mine!

  17. xilysherri xilysherri
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 5:27pm UTC
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  18. xilysherri xilysherri
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 9:00pm UTC
    Me & My BEST friend just spent 30 mins arguing who loves BRUNO MARS more. Then she said she's telling my boyfriend. I told her, he already knows! & she said dammit. I laughed and she farted. I love her :P

  19. xilysherri xilysherri
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 8:48pm UTC
    Guys, getting a girl the best gift ever isn't hard.
    You don't have to buy her diamonds, or flowers or get her the whole world.
    Take her to see the stars and sing to her, her favorite song.
    That's something that money can never buy.
    & it'll forever be one-of-a-kind <3.
    Simplicity FTW,

:)

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