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Heyy!


Hey i'm Laura, I'm 15.  The birthday is
 
May 31, 1994.  I'm really emotional and

crazy

sometimes, lol. I have greatt friends and i love

to write. Someday, I hope to be a writer. That's

my dream, now you know it. Happy now? ha.

So, I am not perfect, and some people
 
can't seem to deal with that. But I've

gotten over it, because I've found this

great guy who makes me really happy,

and he doesn't care, because he sees so

much more in me that I probably ever

will. We've been dating for a while, and i

love it, and if you love me then you'll love

us too. I guess maybe,

it's just love<3


Anyways...I have a daughter.  She is...3

months

older than me lol and there is nooo

resemblance

between us whatsoever lol. Ohhh...and her

witty

is awesomee! You must go check it out. 

And...you really should check out my besttt

frienddd CASEY HUMBLES'S witty!! Because I

love her! hahaha. Andd...check out maggies!!

She's amazing too!! okay so yea...do it!



soccer_is_life
XxChUmBleSxX
maggie_fosho





>look at my quotes, comment on them if u want! Thanks!!





Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, thats her... <3

(c)DisasterLayouts<3
  1. xheyylaurax31 xheyylaurax31
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2010 6:42pm UTC
    Can you tell how much I need you right now?
    <3

  2. xheyylaurax31 xheyylaurax31
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2010 6:34pm UTC
    &+ I miss you
    More Than You Know.
    <3

  3. xheyylaurax31 xheyylaurax31
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2010 8:14pm UTC
    && Today I Realized:
    I'll N e v e r Stop
    Loving You.
    Minee. Sorry if it's allready on here..:/

  4. xheyylaurax31 xheyylaurax31
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2010 8:07pm UTC
    Secretly In Love
    Mysteriously perfect<3
    All mine:)

  5. xheyylaurax31 xheyylaurax31
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2009 8:54pm UTC
    It's h a r d to fight
    when the
    fight_ain't_fair.
    <3

  6. xheyylaurax31 xheyylaurax31
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2009 12:14am UTC
    So...
    Is it me or does love just seem to
    <<---------------------------->>>>>>>s C R E W<<--------------------->>>>>>>>>
    everyone up?

  7. xheyylaurax31 xheyylaurax31
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2009 12:22am UTC
    Yea this is really creepy...like reallllyyyyyy.
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
    DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE!
    Yea didnt look it up..really really creepy, right??

  8. xheyylaurax31 xheyylaurax31
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2009 6:27pm UTC
    Why do we sleep in church,
    but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
    Why is it so hard to talk about God,
    but so easy to gossip
    Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
    but find it easy to read Playboy?
    Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,
    Yet we repost the nasty ones?
    Why are churches getting smaller,
    But bars and clubs are growing?
    Think about it, are you going to repost this?
    Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
    Just remember God is always watching you.
    The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father".

  9. xheyylaurax31 xheyylaurax31
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2009 6:22pm UTC
    what every kiss means:
    kiss on the stomach; i'm ready.
    kiss on the forehead; i hope were together forever.
    kiss on the ear; your my everything.
    kiss on the cheek; we're friends.
    kiss on the hand; i adore you.
    kiss on the neck; we belong together.
    kiss on the shoulder; i want you.
    kiss on the lips; i like you.
    What the gesture means...
    holding hands; Wwe definitely like each other.
    slap on the butt; that's mine.
    holding on tight; i don't want to let go.
    looking into each other's eyes; i just plain like you.
    playing with hair; tell me you love me.
    arms around the waist; i like you too much to let go.
    laughing while kissing; i am completely comfortable with you.
    Advice;
    don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    if you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in love.
    Requirements;
    post this again after reading!!
    or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then re-post this within one minute and whoever you are
    missing will surprise you.
    Repost this as what every kiss means

  10. xheyylaurax31 xheyylaurax31
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2009 4:48pm UTC
    Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?"
    The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
    Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"
    The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."
    Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.
    "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked.
    Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could."
    Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
    It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
    "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.
    Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great.
    Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
    Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
    (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves
    "When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.?
    REPOST THIS, it's not just an ordinary chain letter. . .

  11. xheyylaurax31 xheyylaurax31
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2009 11:16pm UTC
    There may be a million miles
    s - e -p → a-r - a- t - i ► -n - g
    us from one another,
    But there is nothing that can separate you from my dreams,
    [Because you are there e-v-e-r-y night]

  12. xheyylaurax31 xheyylaurax31
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2009 11:06pm UTC
    ♦ CONGRATULATIONS!♦
    You've finally
    b r o k e n
    <<a heart >>
    ♦ [mine] ♦

  13. xheyylaurax31 xheyylaurax31
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2009 8:09pm UTC
    And in the end
    <<We all know>>
    We only breathe
    For So Long
    <3

  14. xheyylaurax31 xheyylaurax31
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2009 7:53pm UTC
    && I think the worst thing is
    [[Feeling that you're not good enough.]]

  15. xheyylaurax31 xheyylaurax31
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2009 7:49pm UTC
    And [everytime] I see you in my dreams,
    I see your face, <<it's haunting me>>
    I guess I need you,
    Baby.

  16. xheyylaurax31 xheyylaurax31
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2009 10:02pm UTC
    I l - o - v - e it
    When I make my house smell like banana nut muffins!
    :]

  17. xheyylaurax31 xheyylaurax31
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2009 9:54pm UTC
    All I really want...
    .......
    Is You<3

  18. xheyylaurax31 xheyylaurax31
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 9:53pm UTC
    && You know something's wrong when You
    Cry [over a ~Frog~.]
    [Ahahaha just thought of how i did that today...8D]

  19. xheyylaurax31 xheyylaurax31
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2009 6:23pm UTC
    Oh!, Sorry,
    But I don't cross to that side of the river.
    Yeah, that's right, I Soooo! just went theree.
    ahaa casey:]

  20. xheyylaurax31 xheyylaurax31
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2009 6:16pm UTC
    And I can't
    Breathe
    Without You, but I have to.
    </3

:)

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