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  1. quietkid quietkid
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    Don't worry, Mayans.
    If you get it wrong,
    it's not the end of the world.

  2. MEWilliams MEWilliams
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    Me: God, can I ask You a question?
    God: Sure
    Me: Promise You won't get mad
    God: I promise
    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
    God: What do u mean?
    Me: Well, I woke up late
    God: Yes
    Me: My car took forever to start
    God: Okay
    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
    God: Huummm
    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
    God: All right
    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
    of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
    Me (humbled): OH
    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
    Me: (ashamed)
    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
    Me (embarrassed):Okay
    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
    Me (softly): I see God
    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
    Me: I'm Sorry God
    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
    Me: I will trust You.
    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
    REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
    Worth posting.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    Mayans: *come out of nowhere with hidden cameras*
    Mayans: Hahahahaha you've just been punked! Get it? Hahahahha oh my gosh we've waited thousands of years for this! Sweet mother of Jesus I can't stop laughing! You were all like "Ohmygosh the end of the world!"

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    i love the sense of community when
    everyone in the classroom also fails the test.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    i can't decide if people who wear
    pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    do you ever just feel
    so awkward when you
    buy something and pay in
    cash and the cashier
    gives you the
    change back but you
    take a few seconds to
    put the money in your
    wallet and you can
    feel the world
    judging you
    from afar
    because i do

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    when i was a kid, i was obsessed with
    those automatic coupon takers at the supermarket.

  8. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    josh hutcherson's parents are probably called
    mr. hutcherdad and mrs. hutchermom.

  9. fungirl fungirl
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    An unknown number was calling my 12 year old cousin...
    He picks up and goes "Jim's wh0re house. You got the dough we got the hoe"
    *Face Drops*
    "Oh hey mom..."

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    if kate middleton doesn't present her baby
    to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba, they're doing it totally wrong.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when
    someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye?

  12. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    Someone: What are you getting for christmas?
    Me: Fatter.
    Tumblr

  13. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Pants without pockets: why
    Pants with fake pockets: okay now you're just being rude

  14. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Okay before the world ends,
    I need you all to know a dark secret of mine.
    I let the dogs out.

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 11:04am UTC
    I use jokes from Witty in real life,
    and my friends thiink I'm some kind of comedic genius.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year?

  17. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    all she wanted
    was some
    *snow*
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    I feel like it'd be really weird if guys commented on their friends profile pictures like girls do.
    "Bro, you look so handsome!"
    "Looking hot, man!"
    "OMG CAN I LIKE THIS 2X?!?! YOUR JAWLINE IS CRAY!"
    "Ugh, how are you so perfect dude? I'm jelly!"

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