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  1. xevilmuffinsx xevilmuffinsx
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Girl meets a boy on her yahoo messenger:
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really....quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2...
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant messege.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hung. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents of Lisa and the little girl will kill you !

  2. xevilmuffinsx xevilmuffinsx
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2011 4:34am UTC
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  3. xevilmuffinsx xevilmuffinsx
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 8:24pm UTC
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  4. xevilmuffinsx xevilmuffinsx
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    Hello Everyone

  5. xevilmuffinsx xevilmuffinsx
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 8:09pm UTC
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    as a wise man once said: "neeeyehh, neeyehh"
    that man is Thadeus Griffin
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  6. xevilmuffinsx xevilmuffinsx
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 7:44pm UTC
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  7. xevilmuffinsx xevilmuffinsx
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 7:40pm UTC
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  8. xevilmuffinsx xevilmuffinsx
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 7:35pm UTC
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    having the most awesome qoute then you press a key and its gone
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    ♥g o t t a l o v e w i t t y

  9. xevilmuffinsx xevilmuffinsx
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 7:20pm UTC
    S [ H E ] B E [ L I E ] V [ E D ]
    notmine

  10. xevilmuffinsx xevilmuffinsx
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    Te amo. Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. Ti amo. Ik hou van je. Wǒ ài nǐ. Is breá liom tú. Tôi yêu bạn. Jeg elsker dig. Miluji tě. Ek is lief vir jou. Aš tave myliu. Milujem ťa. Rakastan sinua. Te amo. Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. Ti amo. Ik hou van je. Wǒ ài nǐ. Is breá liom tú. Tôi yêu bạn. Jeg elsker dig. Miluji tě. Ek is lief vir jou. Aš tave myliu. Milujem ťa. Rakastan sinua. Te amo. Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. Ti amo. Ik hou van je. Wǒ ài nǐ. Is breá liom tú. Tôi yêu bạn. Jeg elsker dig. Miluji tě. Ek is lief vir jou. Aš tave myliu. Milujem ťa. Rakastan sinua. Te amo. Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. Ti amo. Ik hou van je. Wǒ ài nǐ. Is breá liom tú. Tôi yêu bạn. Jeg elsker dig. Miluji tě. Ek is lief vir jou. Aš tave myliu. Milujem ťa. Rakastan sinua. Te amo. Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. Ti amo. Ik hou van je. Wǒ ài nǐ. Is breá liom tú. Tôi yêu bạn. Jeg elsker dig. Miluji tě. Ek is lief vir jou. Aš tave myliu. Milujem ťa. Rakastan sinua. Te amo. Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. Ti amo. Ik hou van je. Wǒ ài nǐ. Is breá liom tú. Tôi yêu bạn. Jeg elsker dig. Miluji tě. Ek is lief vir jou. Aš tave myliu. Milujem ťa. Rakastan sinua. Te amo. Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. Ti amo. Ik hou van je. Wǒ ài nǐ. Is breá liom tú. Tôi yêu bạn. Jeg elsker dig. Miluji tě. Ek is lief vir jou. Aš tave myliu. Milujem ťa. Rakastan sinua. Te amo. Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. Ti amo. Ik hou van je. Wǒ ài nǐ. Is breá liom tú. Tôi yêu bạn. Jeg elsker dig. Miluji tě. Ek is lief vir jou. Aš tave myliu. Milujem ťa. Rakastan sinua. Te amo. Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. Ti amo. Ik hou van je. Wǒ ài nǐ. Is breá liom tú. Tôi yêu bạn. Jeg elsker dig. Miluji tě. Ek is lief vir jou. Aš tave myliu. Milujem ťa. Rakastan sinua. Te amo. Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. Ti amo. Ik hou van je. Wǒ ài nǐ. Is breá liom tú. Tôi yêu bạn. Jeg elsker dig. Miluji tě. Ek is lief vir jou. Aš tave myliu. Milujem ťa. Rakastan sinua. Te amo. Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. Ti amo. Ik hou van je. Wǒ ài nǐ. Is breá liom tú. Tôi yêu bạn. Jeg elsker dig. Miluji tě. Ek is lief vir jou. Aš tave myliu. Milujem ťa. Rakastan sinua. Te amo. Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. Ti amo. Ik hou van je. Wǒ ài nǐ. Is breá liom tú. Tôi yêu bạn. Jeg elsker dig. Miluji tě. Ek is lief vir jou. Aš tave myliu. Milujem ťa. Rakastan sinua. Te amo. Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. Ti amo. Ik hou van je. Wǒ ài nǐ. Is breá liom tú. Tôi yêu bạn. Jeg elsker dig. Miluji tě. Ek is lief vir jou. Aš tave myliu. Milujem ťa. Rakastan sinua. Te amo. Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. Ti amo. Ik hou van je. Wǒ ài nǐ. Is breá liom tú. Tôi yêu bạn. Jeg elsker dig. Miluji tě. Ek is lief vir jou. Aš tave myliu. Milujem ťa. Rakastan sinua. Te amo. Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. Ti amo. Ik hou van je. Wǒ ài nǐ. Is breá liom tú. Tôi yêu bạn. Jeg elsker dig. Miluji tě. Ek is lief vir jou. Aš tave myliu. Milujem ťa. Rakastan sinua. Te amo. Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. Ti amo. Ik hou van je. Wǒ ài nǐ. Is breá liom tú. Tôi yêu bạn. Jeg elsker dig. Miluji tě. Ek is lief vir jou. Aš tave myliu. Milujem ťa. Rakastan sinua. Te amo. Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. Ti amo. Ik hou van je. Wǒ ài nǐ. Is breá liom tú. Tôi yêu bạn. Jeg elsker dig. Miluji tě. Ek is lief vir jou. Aš tave myliu. Milujem ťa. Rakastan sinua. Te amo. Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. Ti amo. Ik hou van je. Wǒ ài nǐ. Is breá liom tú. Tôi yêu bạn. Jeg elsker dig. Miluji tě. Ek is lief vir jou. Aš tave myliu. Milujem ťa. Rakastan sinua. Te amo. Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. Ti amo. Ik hou van je. Wǒ ài nǐ. Is breá liom tú. Tôi yêu bạn. Jeg elsker dig. Miluji tě. Ek is lief vir jou. Aš tave myliu. Milujem ťa. Rakastan sinua. Te amo. Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. Ti amo. Ik hou van je. Wǒ ài nǐ. Is breá liom tú. Tôi yêu bạn. Jeg elsker dig. Miluji tě. Ek is lief vir jou. Aš tave myliu. Milujem ťa. Rakastan sinua. Te amo. Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. Ti amo. Ik hou van je. Wǒ ài nǐ. Is breá liom tú. Tôi yêu bạn. Jeg elsker dig. Miluji tě. Ek is lief vir jou. Aš tave myliu. Milujem ťa. Rakastan sinua. Te amo. Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. Ti amo. Ik hou van je. Wǒ ài nǐ. Is breá liom tú. Tôi yêu bạn. Jeg elsker dig. Miluji tě. Ek is lief vir jou. Aš tave myliu. Milujem ťa. Rakastan sinua. Te amo. Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. Ti amo. Ik hou van je. Wǒ ài nǐ. Is breá liom tú. Tôi yêu bạn. Jeg elsker dig. Miluji tě. Ek is lief vir jou. Aš tave myliu. Milujem ťa. Rakastan sinua. Te amo. Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. Ti amo. Ik hou van je. Wǒ ài nǐ. Is breá liom tú. Tôi yêu bạn. Jeg elsker dig. Miluji tě. Ek is lief vir jou. Aš tave myliu. Milujem ťa. Rakastan sinua. Te amo. Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. Ti amo. Ik hou van je. Wǒ ài nǐ. Is breá liom tú. Tôi yêu bạn. Jeg elsker dig. Miluji tě. Ek is lief vir jou. Aš tave myliu. Milujem ťa. Rakastan sinua.
    LOVE♥

  11. xevilmuffinsx xevilmuffinsx
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 7:03pm UTC
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  12. xevilmuffinsx xevilmuffinsx
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 6:59pm UTC
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    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 6:58pm UTC
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  14. xevilmuffinsx xevilmuffinsx
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    30 day challenge
    day 1- 15 facts about you
    day 2- the initials of the person you loved for the longest.
    day 3- you closest friends to you
    day 4- the thing you most fear
    day 5- the saddest moment in your life
    day 6- favorite sport(s)
    day 7- favorite song
    day 8- your deepest secret
    day 9- first impression on the guy you like now
    day 10- last time you cried
    day 11- thing closest to your heart
    day 12- when you hear this song you cry
    day 13- place wanna visit really badly
    day 14- favorite book
    day 15- favorite animal
    day 16- favorite show
    day 17- last time someone hurt you
    day 18- the story behind your life
    day 19- person who scares you the most
    day 20- last major injury
    day 21- favorite youtube video
    day 22- phone type
    day 23- biggest confection
    day 24- last break up
    day 25- last heart break
    day 26- the day you regret the most
    day 27- first friend
    day 28- favorite drink
    day 29- a letter to someone in your family
    day 30- a letter to a friend
    1. im tall......ish
    2. i like pie
    3. i once tryed to snort RARO
    4. i think witty is da best!
    5. i drive in a white van and pick up little kids...lol jks
    6. im kinda obsessed with vampires
    7. i have been working on the same story for 5 years
    8. i hate fakes
    9. i once got into an almost fist fight with some boys when i was eleven
    10. i said i had a gun when these anoyying people wouldnt get out of my yard (i lied i had an un-loaded beebee gun at my dads house)
    11. i was extremly close to punching my deputy principal in the face once.
    12. this is getting boring.
    13. i really dont have anymore facts.
    14. because im bored
    15. im happy cus this is the last fact.

  15. xevilmuffinsx xevilmuffinsx
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3. copy, paste, and change the color of "kissing test"
    4. add this quote
    5.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your comuter is fast

  16. xevilmuffinsx xevilmuffinsx
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2011 12:07am UTC
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  17. xevilmuffinsx xevilmuffinsx
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2011 12:01am UTC
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    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 11:59pm UTC
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  19. xevilmuffinsx xevilmuffinsx
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 11:56pm UTC
    YEAH
    YEAH
    YEAH

  20. xevilmuffinsx xevilmuffinsx
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    So

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