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  1. jessiemarie8 jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 12:37pm UTC
    That awkward moment when:
    Your on the counter and you go to jump down and u get stuck on one of the drawer and your just hanging there

  2. creativeusername97 creativeusername97
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 10:04pm UTC
    we found dove in a soapless place,
    WE FOUND DOVE IN A
    SOAPLLLLESSS PLACE!

  3. blondiewest blondiewest
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 11:50pm UTC
    THE AKWARD MOMENT WHEN
    YOU TRY TO HUG SOMEBODY SEXY BUT YOU RUN INTO A MIRROR.
    NMQ/NMF

  4. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    if you only knew
    how i feel when i see you with her. </3

  5. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 9:34pm UTC
    Looking at the clock when
    your home from school, sick,
    and thinking;
    "I'm in ____ class right now."
    only me..?

  6. Hazel_Eyes_09 Hazel_Eyes_09
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2010 9:23pm UTC
    & who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to
    flip the page over

  7. vanybee vanybee
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 2:38pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. runningforeverr runningforeverr
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 10:10pm UTC
    Based on psychologic study,
    a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, you are already in
    love.

  9. becca95lx4 becca95lx4
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC
    to players, we're hot.
    to perverts, we're sexy.
    to adults, we're cute.
    to relatives, we're adorable.
    to dumbasses, we're fine.
    to each other, we're pretty.
    to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
    to the right guys, we're beautiful.
    but to ourselves,
    w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

  10. XStyleX XStyleX
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    i'm sexy & i know it.
    lolnojk.

  11. 0xxx0Love0xxx0 0xxx0Love0xxx0
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when you think your the sh*t but you ain't.

  12. xamandax11 xamandax11
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 5:16pm UTC
    If he will cheat for you,
    he will cheat on you.
    If he talked like they way he did to you when he had a girlfriend,
    He'll talk to another girl like that when you guys are going out.
    Pick the right guuy<3 never trust a hoe;*

  13. xilovehimx77 xilovehimx77
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 6:49pm UTC
    Perfect Boyfriends,
    Love you,
    care about you,
    never hurt you,
    understand you,
    never cheat,
    never make you cry...
    & NEVER exist...

  14. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    if a guy cries over you,
    HE LOVES YOU.
    never leave him. ♥

  15. shelbyab98 shelbyab98
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    if u fave i'll post something on ur wall
    cuz I'm bored.
    <<<333


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. shaunarnia* shaunarnia*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 6:59am UTC
    I love that kid
    Who always argues with the teacher and wins.

  18. NoSecondChancesx3 NoSecondChancesx3
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 5:40pm UTC
    so i hear
    you hate me?
    THATS WEIRD.
    Considering I never even
    talked to you.

  19. brittanyboo1224 brittanyboo1224
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    Does anyone else do this during class:
    1. peel your nail polish off
    2. search your hair for split ends
    3. check the clock every 5 seconds
    4. draw hearts on your paper
    5. draw smiley faces on your hand
    6. secretly eat because your starving
    I hope I'm not the only one

    -notmyformat-

  20. hannahgigi hannahgigi
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 11:30pm UTC
    Those Nights
    Where You Just Cry Yourself To Sleep
    because your just so hurt.

:)

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