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1. xairforcewingsx
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   November 17, 2004 12:59pm UTC
   *if you can't shield your rocket, then leave it in your pocket*
   
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2. xairforcewingsx
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   November 17, 2004 12:58pm UTC
   *do you think it hurts much to die*
   *its hurting so much more to stay alive*
   
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3. xairforcewingsx
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   November 17, 2004 12:58pm UTC
   *I hate the way i could never hate you, and the fact that i'll always love you no matter what you put me through*
   
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4. xairforcewingsx
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   February 22, 2004 2:54pm UTC
   *cause i'm do for a miralce,*
   *I'm waiting for a sign*
   *I'll stare straight into the sun*
   *And I won't close my eyes*
   *til' I understand or go blind*
   
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5. xairforcewingsx
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   February 21, 2004 11:37am UTC
   "THUMB SUCKING"
   A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery, to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach is going to blow up like a balloon. "Later that day, walking in the park, mother and son saw a pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The four year old considered her gravely for a minute, then spoke to her saying, "Uh-oh...I know what you've been doing."
   
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6. xairforcewingsx
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   February 21, 2004 11:37am UTC
   "THE PERFECT PICTURE"
   When you THINK you have a bad day, remember this one from a young mother. "I was taking a shower when my 2 year old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. "Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that I had copies made and put them in cards and mailed them out to relatives. A few days later one of my relatives called commenting on my picture, laughing hysterically and suggesting I take a closer look. Puzzled, I stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son, I had captured my reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera!"
   
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7. xairforcewingsx
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   February 21, 2004 11:37am UTC
   "BABY FAT?"
   When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!" I replied, "Yes honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." "I know," she replied, "but what is growing in your butt?"
   
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