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posted a quote
January 1, 2010 7:10pm UTC

Dear Mr. Vernon,
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us…In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question?
Sincerely yours,
The Breakfast Club

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posted a quote
December 27, 2009 5:28pm UTC

When You Break Up With
Your Boyfriend Say:
"I have some good news and bad news.
The bad news is I hate you. Go die!
The good new is I stole your $20 so I'm rich!

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posted a quote
December 27, 2009 2:06pm UTC

In the beginning was the Word,
and the Word was "Arrrgh!"
- Piraticus 13:7

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x_forbidden_x
posted a quote
December 22, 2009 11:03pm UTC

Happiness is a butterfly,
which, when pursued,
is always just beyond
your grasp,
but which, if you sit down
quietly,
may alight upon you.

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x_forbidden_x
posted a quote
December 21, 2009 2:36pm UTC

That'sxxxwhyxxxtheyxxxcallxxxthem
♥"CRUSHES."♥
If they were easy,
they'd call them something else.

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posted a quote
December 13, 2009 12:50pm UTC

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x_forbidden_x
posted a quote
December 13, 2009 11:15am UTC

God...
is someone just like
Santa that someone
forgot to tell their kids
isn't real.

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x_forbidden_x
posted a quote
December 8, 2009 5:53pm UTC

I'm not your average teenage girl.
I don't listen to what's on "the charts."
I don't cheer.
I actually try in school.
I don't tan.
I could care less what I look like.
I'd rather be smart than beautiful.
I'd rather be myself than a clone.
Very few are like me. I'm part of the minority.

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x_forbidden_x
posted a quote
November 19, 2009 5:16pm UTC

I'm fun-sized and double stuffed.
Two for the price of one.

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posted a quote
November 6, 2009 6:52pm UTC

I LOVE MY WEIRD FRIENDS #3
A few day ago we took a test
in my history class. Today we got our
tests back. My friends and I were looking at
each others papers to see how we did.
On it we had to list the 10 commandments in order.
My friend put:
"Do other gods before me"
as the first commandment.
I love her to death.

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x_forbidden_x
posted a quote
November 5, 2009 5:42pm UTC

I LOVE MY WEIRD FRIENDS #2
Today my friend looked
at her phone.
She looked at one of the pictures.
It was blank.
Then it said:
"Dude! Someone out there
really likes
pickles."
She laughed for five minutes straight.

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x_forbidden_x
posted a quote
November 1, 2009 5:43pm UTC

I LOVE MY WEIRD FRIENDS #1
One Day in Algebra
My friend fell asleep without anyone knowing.
She had her head on her hand.
While our teacher was explaining our assignment, her arm slid off the table.
When she woke up, she put her arms up (like cops tell you to put your hands up) and screamed “I was asleep!” when it was dead silent.
Everyone laughed.

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x_forbidden_x
posted a quote
October 29, 2009 9:16pm UTC

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed
Thriller
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
-Michael Jackson-

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x_forbidden_x
posted a quote
October 25, 2009 3:51pm UTC

WAR, WHAT IS
IT GOOD FOR?
Rewriting history
Creating a diversion
Eliminating surplus labor
Feeding the arms industry
Environmental degradation
Increasing the budget deficit
Maximizing fear and control
Eroding personal freedoms
Squandering resources
Spreading famine
Death
ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING

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x_forbidden_x
posted a quote
October 24, 2009 2:37pm UTC

Spongebob Squarepants Amazingly Awesome Quote #6
Patrick: Spongebob, look at my new paper ghost. Ooh! Scary...
Spongebob: That is it, Patrick!
Patrick: What's it?
Spongebob: What's the difference between that ghost and me?
Patrick: Uh...no, no, no, wait, don't tell me. D-D-Don't tell me, I can do this! I can do this! Don't tell me, don't tell me! DON'T TELL ME! Okay, tell me.
Spongebob: I've got a square head, and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo! I'm scary.

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x_forbidden_x
posted a quote
October 24, 2009 12:52pm UTC

Spongebob Squarepants Amazingly Awesome Quote #5
Mr. Krabs: Every year on Halloween night, the Flying Dutchman descends on Bikini Bottom, in a pirate ship, just like this. Only bigger!
Spongebob: Excuse me, did his ship look like a Krabby Patty?
Mr. Krabs: Like I was saying, The Flying Dutchman swoops down and starts stealing people’s souls.
Spongebob: Do souls look like pickles?
Mr. Krabs: Aye, as a matter of fact, they do. And he puts them where you can
never get them: in his soul bag.
Squidward: I’ve come for your pickle!
Spongebob: *Screams*

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x_forbidden_x
posted a quote
October 18, 2009 3:25pm UTC

You’re only as tall
As you’re heart will let you be.
And you’re only as small
As the world will make you seem.
And when the going gets rough
And you feel like you may fall
Just look on the bright side
You’re roughly six feet tall.
☺
-Nevershoutnever-

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x_forbidden_x
posted a quote
October 18, 2009 2:02pm UTC

Spongebob Squarepants Amazingly Awesome Quote #4
Squidward: "People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?"
Plankton: "CORRECT!!!"

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x_forbidden_x
posted a quote
October 18, 2009 1:14pm UTC

& have you noticed that
Chuckie Cheeses is just gambling
For Kids?

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x_forbidden_x
posted a quote
October 18, 2009 1:05pm UTC

Spongebob Squarepants Amazingly Awesome Quote #3
Patrick: "Are you Squidward?"
Fire Hydrant: " "
Patrick: "That's okay, take your time."

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