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1. x_cheeseez
   posted a quote
   March 23, 2010 7:44am UTC
   Me, fail english? UNPOSSIBLE!
   xSimpsons
   
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2. x_cheeseez
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   January 30, 2010 1:40am UTC
   You only get one shot so make it count
   You might never get this moment again
   The clock is ticking down, it's the final round
   So tell me what it is thats stopping you now
   You never know unless you try
   You'll only regret sitting wondering why
   You only get one shot so watch this moment go by when love's on the line
   JLS-ONE SHOT
   
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3. x_cheeseez
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2010 9:38am UTC
   Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
   (Lois and Peter stare in silence)
   Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
   (Peter and Lois keep staring)
   Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
   Peter: Who was that guy?
   Family Guy
   
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4. x_cheeseez
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2010 11:07pm UTC
   You're only as tall as your heart will let you be
   And you're only as small as the world will make you seem
   
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5. x_cheeseez
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2010 6:12am UTC
   Pretty girl, it's your show, let it go, when you're alone
   Lips sealed tight, don't say goodnight
   Dancing with your hands turning strangers into friends
   Touch the keys please, and unlock my heart
   Your free to be a freak, change your picture every week
   Show the camera, you're a superstar
   
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6. x_cheeseez
   posted a quote
   January 10, 2010 5:42pm UTC
   your life is a book
   dont jump to an end to see if its work it
   just enjoy life and fill those pages with beautiful memories
   
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7. x_cheeseez
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   January 10, 2010 10:07am UTC
   If Barbie is so popular why do people buy her friends
   LOL :P not minee *
   
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8. x_cheeseez
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   January 8, 2010 6:20am UTC
   The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee
   no moree honey for me :|
   
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9. x_cheeseez
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   January 7, 2010 11:50am UTC
   How come pizza gets to your house faster than the police ?
   
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10. x_cheeseez
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    January 7, 2010 11:43am UTC
    Why is abbreviation such a long word?
    
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11. x_cheeseez
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    January 6, 2010 6:52am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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12. x_cheeseez
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    January 5, 2010 4:49am UTC
    i run with wolvess
    teaaam jacob babeey
    yeeaaaah boii (:
    
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13. x_cheeseez
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    January 5, 2010 4:14am UTC
    alwayss laugh when you can , its the cheapest medicine (;
    
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14. x_cheeseez
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    January 3, 2010 11:00am UTC
    'Cause when your back's on the wall
    And there's a shortage of friends
    You know that I'm with you
    Until the end .
    iloveethisssonng (:
    
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15. x_cheeseez
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2010 9:42am UTC
    Never a failure ,
    always a lesson (;
    thissismynewmotto
    
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