10 REASONS TO OPPOSE GAY MARRIAGE.
1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay. Just like how hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will encourage all kinds of crazy behavior. People may want to marry their pets because animals hold a legal standing and can sign a marriage document.
4. Straight marriage has been around for hundreds of years and hasn't changed like many of the principles our country was founded on; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage is allowed. The sanctity of marriages like Kim Kardashians will be destroyed.
6. The only valid couples are ones that produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people should not allowed to be married because our orphanages and adoption centers aren't full yet and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, because straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed upon the whole country. That's why there's only one religion in America.
9. Children cannot succeed without both a male and female role model. That's why our society does not allow single parents to raise children.
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of our society. We could never adapt to the new social norms. Just like how we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
~Thanks to everyone who actually reads it all the way through.~
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