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youonlyliveonce17
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 6:33pm UTC

* Spongebob and Sandy cloud watching *
Spongebob: You know what that cloud looks like?
Sandy: What ?
Spongebob: ..... A flower.

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ImmaBeWitty
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August 24, 2012 6:38pm UTC

The planet is fine.
▲▼▲▼▲▼▲
THE PEOPLE ARE F UCKED.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 4:05pm UTC

*Me Playing With My Cat*
Me: Who's a little adorable kitty? You are! Yes, you are! I could just eat you up cause' you're so damn cute. Do you know that? I bet you don't, you adorable bundle of fluffy cotton!
Cat: Meow... *bites me*
Me: OW, YOU LITTLE SH*T! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?
*Five Minutes Later*
Me: Oh, you're so cute. Who's my fluffy boyfriend? You are, my little fluffy kitty boyfriend.

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wittylilly
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 10:05pm UTC

The truth is that...
there is no DESTINATION without a BEGINNING
no GOOD-BYE without HELLO
no DREAM without closing your EYES
no HAPPILY-EVER-AFTER without ONCE-UPON-A-TIME
-2012 London Olympic Commercial

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AustinH
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August 6, 2012 11:05am UTC

Summer should get a speeding ticket
and slow down.

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mooselinaturtle
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 11:14am UTC

three year old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 2:04pm UTC

You will never see yourself
the way the person who loves you sees you...

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bgsoccer03
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 8:16pm UTC

I love when an older song I used to really love comes on the radio.

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 10:47pm UTC

Guy in a movie: *Takes off his jacket and puts it over the mud for his girlfriend*
me: Aww, thats so sweet!
me: Proper gentleman.
me: She's lucky to have someone like you.
me: ...
me: NEVER MIND I'LL FIND, SOMEONE LIKE YOUUU.
me: I love adele.
me: Sigh. I wish someone would do that for me one day.
me: Forever alone
me: But who am I kidding
me: This is the 21st century.
me: all people care about is swag...
me: The youth of today's generation ...
me: I'm fine here at home on Witty.
me: But anyway
me: That looked like a good quality jacket he just ruined...
me: money doesn't grow on trees you know.
me: She could have just walked around it.
me: Or atleast jumped over it. It was a tiny puddle of mud, she would've survived.
me: She doesn't even say thankyou. Just walk over it with your fancy new heels..
me: poor jacket
me: She's so conceided.
me: Nevermind, she doesn't deseve you.
me: LEAVE NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
-mq

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vaginiall
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 11:36pm UTC

A boy piggybacking his girl friend
Girl: I was thinking.. What if one day I get so fat you can't carry me?
Boy: Then I can get just as fat, and we can roll around together

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beelynng
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Yesterday, my brothers and i were at our county fair. We were walking past a group of younger kids, when this one girl dropped her phone. it broke, and all her "friends" started laughing and calling her clumsy and stupid.
one of my brothers, gage, walked over to her and pushed the other kids away. he bent down, picked up the pieces, and offered to fix her phone for her.
For the next couple hours, she walked around with us. gage kept calling her pretty and riding rides with her. when she left, she had this amazing smile glued on her face. I've never been more proud.
♥

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Laylalinnchica
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 8:56pm UTC

Guys if a girl says..
I am cold, it is the perfect oppourtunity to cuddle.
I am tired, hug her, until she falls asleep.
I do not feel good, hug her through all the pain.
I cried all of last night, Ask her what is wrong, and then when you find out, confront the person who did it.
I am so ugly, you keep telling her she is beautiful and kiss her.
I am so fat, you tell her she isn't and rub her tummy.
I hate my eyes, you gaze into them and kiss her. and tell her they are beautiful.
}I am scared, you put your arm around her and pull her close to you, whisper in her ear and say, it is okay.
I hate my lips, you say you love them and kiss her for as long as you possibly can.
But do not under any circumstances
Say "me too"
♥

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vaginiall
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August 5, 2012 8:37pm UTC

click to see this quote

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amillionsecretsx3
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 8:06pm UTC

Sleep is for people without internet and food.

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 11:53pm UTC

When it’s raining outside and you don’t have to feel guilty about staying inside all day.

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krissymore19
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 2:03am UTC

1940's shopping *Girls: OMG honey I can see your ankles you cant buy that !Today *Girls : OMG honey I cant see your butt you need something shorter !

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 7:02pm UTC

You > Anything Else

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MissSopralto
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 11:46am UTC

blacklace
When all the people in
High School Musical
have never rehearsed, but are all singing the same song and doing the exact same dance. In unison.
nmf
blacklace

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