Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

xXselenanicoleXx

  1. xXselenanicoleXx xXselenanicoleXx
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 11:41pm UTC
    f
    f
    f
    f
    f
    f
    f
    f
    f
    f
    f
    f
    f
    f
    f
    Thank you period for waking me up in the middle of the night with cramps to inform me you have came. MUCH APPRECIATED.
    nmf

  2. xXselenanicoleXx xXselenanicoleXx
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    ....................................................................
    I
    Like
    Him
    He
    Likes
    Her
    if only you knew how much this hurts me. i get it. i'm not pretty. i'm sorry i wasted your time.
    ....................................................................

  3. xXselenanicoleXx xXselenanicoleXx
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    I get it ok?
    She's pretty. I'm not.
    Thank you for making me cry.
    this is legit.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. xXselenanicoleXx xXselenanicoleXx
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    Oh, you dropped out of high school? Its alright, I'm sure you tried your best. Oh and please remember, I don't like pickles on my Big Mac.

  5. xXselenanicoleXx xXselenanicoleXx
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Witty predicts i will get...
    288 faves and 15 comments....
    Shall we try?

  6. xXselenanicoleXx xXselenanicoleXx
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number
    ✉ 50 comments
    ❤ 197 add to faves
    Quote # 5365561 was added by Raymatts to funny on 14 May 2012 at 4:19pm
    share: facebook / stumbleupon / tumblr
    get code
    report
    so call me maybe

  7. xXselenanicoleXx xXselenanicoleXx
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    Google
    How to be beautiful
    Search About 1 result (0.27 seconds)
    Did you mean: 'How to be yourself''
    credit to PaperLung

  8. xXselenanicoleXx xXselenanicoleXx
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Mom,
    I know you were only here for four years of my life but thank you. Those four years were nice. I miss you.
    -Selena
    Mom
    October 1, 1970
    -
    November 19, 2002

  9. xXselenanicoleXx xXselenanicoleXx
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 8:18am UTC
    ♥What hurts more?, Your pride or your heart.♥

  10. xXselenanicoleXx xXselenanicoleXx
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    DAD! Where is my phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    nmf, followme(nmf, followme(:
    How are you texting me Selena?
    nmf, followme(:
    .....
    nmf, followme(:
    true story bro.
    nmf, followme(:

  11. xXselenanicoleXx xXselenanicoleXx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    SWAG
    She
    Wants
    A
    Gentleman

  12. xXselenanicoleXx xXselenanicoleXx
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    In Recent News....
    Emily (emily_leah) thinks selena eats slower than a camel.

  13. xXselenanicoleXx xXselenanicoleXx
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    If only Shakespeare could have heard the bed intruder song...
    Lo, they climb through yonder window
    They snatcheth your persons up
    The wise man sayeth
    Hide yon children
    Hide yon wife
    Yes verily hide yon husband as well.
    I say to the; confess ye not,
    For we seek ye, and we shall find ye.
    For thou art a fool, thou art truly a fool.
    So run and telleth the homeland, yes run and tell Homeboy.

  14. xXselenanicoleXx xXselenanicoleXx
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    In Recent News....
    selena has just spilled her coke all over herself as a result of a funny quote.

  15. xXselenanicoleXx xXselenanicoleXx
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    What if....
    we can breathe in space they just keep us hostage here on earth.

  16. xXselenanicoleXx xXselenanicoleXx
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    Alright so this made my day:
    I had to go give some money to a teacher during 6th period today. Well I have a friend in that class and while I was talking to the teacher a guy said "Who is that." then I recognized my friends voice say "Oh that's Selena" and then he said
    "Well she's pretty."
    <3

  17. xXselenanicoleXx xXselenanicoleXx
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    "Love is blind."
    Oh really? Then why is lingerie so poular?

  18. xXselenanicoleXx xXselenanicoleXx
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    So I just watched this movie; Corageous
    it really open my eyes to what i have. i don't know my real dad. but luckely i have a father figure in my life, my stepdad. no matter how much i get mad at him and how much i disagree with some of his desicions (i think i spelt that wrong...) i love him.
    so here's to him. i love you daddy.

  19. xXselenanicoleXx xXselenanicoleXx
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 11:36am UTC
    •○•○•○•♥○•○•○•○•○•○•○
    Eveybody's waitin' for you to breakdown
    Everybody's watchin' for the fall out
    Even when you'r sleepin' keep your Eyes Open.
    -Taylor Swift
    •○•○•○•♥○•○•○•○•○•○•○

  20. xXselenanicoleXx xXselenanicoleXx
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 10:07am UTC
    Don't Worry
    A Free Verse Poem By:Selena
    Our eyes are placed in front of us
    So we cannot look back.
    Some say we're just Strong enough
    To look past imperferfections
    But aren we always among more imperfections?
    Who knows really...
    Some of us are strong enough to keep walking.
    Walking forward, not looking back to the past
    The past may leave dark scars on your heart but don't worry.
    I know it's storming now
    But it can rain forever.
    I wrote this in seventh grade and found it going through some papers. When I found it was like I wrote that? So I decided to put it on witty because whatever was in my head that day wrote a powerful message. Fave?

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles