If only Shakespeare could have heard the bed intruder song...
Lo, they climb through yonder window
They snatcheth your persons up
The wise man sayeth
Hide yon children
Hide yon wife
Yes verily hide yon husband as well.
I say to the; confess ye not,
For we seek ye, and we shall find ye.
For thou art a fool, thou art truly a fool.
So run and telleth the homeland, yes run and tell Homeboy.