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lozza821
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July 29, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Stranger: hello
Stranger: 16 male
Stranger: looking for female
You: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 10:12pm UTC

The Moment
When you feel so lonely
and all you wanna do is
cuddle with somebody

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13reasonswhy
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July 30, 2012 5:37pm UTC

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JenMigdalia14
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July 18, 2012 7:12pm UTC

so Monsters Inc 2 is coming out and Finding Nemo 2 and theyre making a Toy Story 4.....
EXCUSE ME WHILE I RUN AROUND

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OneDirectionQuotes
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July 18, 2012 5:05pm UTC

"My accent always works
with girls.
They like it
I have no idea why."
-Niall Horan

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xXjustapersonXx
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July 18, 2012 6:22pm UTC

Admit it,
you once recorded yourself singing and almost died.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 10:49pm UTC

"We were at Harrys house
and he was pretending
to be a whale,
and his mum came in and
told him to stop making
sexual noises"
-Niall Horan

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timraandnicole
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 5:10pm UTC

...am I seriously the only one who thinks its wrong to have a
Witty boyfriend/Girlfriend?

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Nirenberge213
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 9:11pm UTC

Here's to the 90's kids
who don't make the 2000's kids feel useless.

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shadysback
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 3:50pm UTC

Who else Thinks this is wrong:
The username sjfashionfever and wellsphills
staged a car accident that "sjfashionfever"
was in saying she was in the ICU and near
death.
Miraculously, she is back on witty 2 days
later. It's a scam.
Thousands of people die in car accidents every year.
This is not something to joke about.

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 6:02pm UTC

me: Mom, can I go out?
mom: I don't care just don't forget your keys.
me: Aren't you going to ask where I'm going or give me a curfew...?
mom: We both know you'll be at the park or getting food.
me:
mom:
me:
me:I could be hanging out with boys.
mom:
me:
mom: HAHAHAHA
mom: Omg this is so funny!!
mom: Wait until i tell my friends this!
mom: "I might be with boys!" *Robotic Voice* HAHA
mom: Oh god I almost believed you there for a sec..
mom: Phew, I needed a good laugh.
mom: Seriously though where are you going?

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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July 18, 2012 5:12pm UTC

*ten years from now*
Waiter:What kind of dressing would you like on your salad?
Me: Nutella, please
nmf - I follow back ^.^

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xHello
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July 18, 2012 4:12pm UTC

That awkward moment between your birth and your death.

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TVQuotes
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July 18, 2012 5:02pm UTC

Drake and Josh #5
Josh: I say things twice for emphasis. EMPHASIS!
follow me, I'll follow back @TVQuotes

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hermione23katniss
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July 18, 2012 3:45pm UTC

Lady Gaga: you're on the right track baby you were born this way.
Katy Perry: Baby you're a firework, come on let your colors burst.
Christina Aguilera: You are beautiful in every single way.
Madonna: Don't go for second best baby.
Eminem: I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid to take a stand.
Justin Bieber: I close my eyes and I can see a better day. I close my eyes and pray.
One Direction: Don't need makeup to cover up. Being the way that you are is enough.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe.

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andreapicii
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July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC

I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.
Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (As I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lozza821
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June 30, 2012 9:32pm UTC

And i wonder
What witty will be like in 1 year.
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