sexybreadtin posted a quote
October 29, 2012 12:01pm UTC
Did you know? Writers once used bread crumbs instead of erasers to correct pencil mistakes Hot dogs can last more than 20 years in landfills Applesauce was the first food eaten in space by an American astronaut People report the most ufo sightings when venus is closest to earth Some fish can change from male to female Star wars creators designed yoda to look like albert Einstein There are more plastic flamingos in the usa than real ones Cat urine can glow under black light. Days are longer than years on the planet mercury The most overdue library book was 288 years late Peanut butter can be converted into a diamond There are 29 different shades of red Crayola crayons African elephants have ears shaped like the continent of Africa want more? new quote when this one gets to 20 faves!
HeHasMyHeartt posted a quote
May 22, 2010 9:38am UTC
When I was in 3rd grade A boy came up to me and asked if he could borrow a pencil. We became best friends, but he moved away in sixth grade. There I was, studying in the library in college. when a guy whispered, "Can I borrow a pencil?" I looked up, and it was him. We've been dating ever since.
Someone asked, WHY DO YOU LIKE HIM SO MUCH? ♥ but before i could reply, my best friend put her hand over my mouth and said, DON'T EVEN GET HER STARTED. ♥ -credit to phenomenal for the format.♥
becca95lx4 posted a quote
October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC
to players, we're hot. to perverts, we're sexy. to adults, we're cute. to relatives, we're adorable. to dumbasses, we're fine. to each other, we're pretty. to gentlemen, we're gorgeous. to the right guys, we're beautiful. but to ourselves, w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .
kandykyra posted a quote
February 24, 2011 8:04pm UTC
Long but worth while...i promise Her name was Abby She was only five This is what happened When she was alive Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, " God, why? Why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! " The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms Press the <3 if your against Child ABUSE
xxBMTH4Everxx posted a quote
October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC
Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}. My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty." Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes, "Kate, no one asked about your weekend." MILA.
------------------------- The star of the football team h a s a b l i n d d a d who always comes to his games, even though he can't see him play. One day, the dad gets sick and dies before the night of his son's big game. The team is expecting him to slack off, mourning the death of his father. But he played the best game he EVER had, making the winning touchdown &+ many amazing plays. The couch is amazed, so he asked, "How did you play so well even after your father has passed? The boy stares right at him, and says "This is the first time he has ever seen me play." ♥ ------------------------- Not mine. I just love it
A Guy Had A Crush On This Girl He followed her wherever she went. One day the girl noticed and asked the guy. Girl: Why do you keep following me? Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you. Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you. (The Boy Turns Around) Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me. Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back. i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead. -xBeautifulDngerx
What is wrong with you? How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control? She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face? Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm? She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun. She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't. Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener. She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies. Imperfection is beautiful.