xTeenSwagx

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xTeenSwagx

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Member Since: 27 Dec 2012 12:49am

Last Seen: 27 Dec 2012 03:01am

Gender: F

user id: 343512

xTeenSwagx
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 2:01am UTC

if spongebob lives in a circular pineapple, then
why does the inside have corners?

xTeenSwagx
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 1:54am UTC

admit it, at some point you've tried to see if you had superpowers.

xTeenSwagx
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 1:52am UTC

if you never try you will never know.

xTeenSwagx
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 1:49am UTC

no headphones = you can talk to me
1 headphone = you can talk to me if i like you
2 headphones = go away

xTeenSwagx
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 1:47am UTC

The awkward first 30 minutes of a party...

xTeenSwagx
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 1:45am UTC

If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly,
it shouldn't have fallen off
in the first place.

xTeenSwagx
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 1:42am UTC

The biggest lie I probably tell myself is 'I don't need to write that down. I can remember it.'.

xTeenSwagx
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 1:03am UTC

Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf, and I don't speak English.

xTeenSwagx
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 1:00am UTC

I don't hate you, I'm just just not necessarily excited about your existence.

xTeenSwagx
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 12:57am UTC

In the morning, there's a huge difference between 6:00, and 6:05.

xTeenSwagx
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 12:55am UTC

I hate when websites ask, "are you human?"
no. i'm a vaccum.

xTeenSwagx
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 12:53am UTC

That one pencil that takes an eternity to sharpen.