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  1. Boink_Tastic Boink_Tastic
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 8:54pm UTC
    Why is it,
    that most teenage guys have the handwriting of a 6 year old?

  2. Boink_Tastic Boink_Tastic
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2010 10:47pm UTC
    There are two different kinds
    of people in the world,
    those who finish what they start, and
    those who finsih what they start, andthose-king kong

  3. itsvianna itsvianna
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2010 5:27pm UTC
    Everyone tells you to follow your heart
    •••• But if it's in pieces, how do you know which part to follow?••••

  4. DinosaurEatYou DinosaurEatYou
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2010 2:51pm UTC
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  5. LiamandSimmy LiamandSimmy
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 11:04am UTC
    Today, I was on urbandictionary.com and searched for "love". One of the posts said "Nature's way of tricking people into reproducing" Cool. MLIA

  6. xxMcGoverrrnxx xxMcGoverrrnxx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 9:27am UTC
    2 years ago
    my grandmother was diagnosed with stage 5 Alzheimer's disease.
    Now, stage 5 has slowly progressed to stage 7,
    {the final stage of the disease.}
    I went to the nursing home today to visit her. She called me (by my name).
    She can't even remember her own.
    She GMH♥♥♥
    {givesmehope.com}

  7. EvilAngel EvilAngel
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:01pm UTC
    Yesterday I saw a quote on Witty,
    Saying "Fave if you're wearing clothes."
    Nobody faved it.
    Being the immature person I am, I find this hilarious. (:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. rockingl rockingl
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 10:37pm UTC
    Today,
    I saw a commercial that started with;
    "if your mouth could talk..."
    Wait what?!
    MLIA!
    kayteeeh's background.

  11. rockandrolllamb rockandrolllamb
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 11:10pm UTC
    Dear Teacher,
    I talk no matter where I sit.
    Moving my seat will not help...

  12. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 11:27pm UTC
    Today;
    my dad made up his own version of "Just The Way You Are" rerrr
    goes like this:
    "Oh her lips, her lips, I could kiss them all day if her dad let me. rerrr
    Oh because her dad, her dad is very scary. rerrr
    He owns a huge gun, rerr
    And he's told me to stay away." rerr
    Love you Daddy(:

  13. MelyClaire MelyClaire
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 11:46pm UTC
    Who else remembers when:
    Comic sans was THE font?
    :D

  14. itsnataliexx itsnataliexx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:00am UTC
    12/22/12
    "Where's Your Homework?"
    "Um I thought we
    were going to die..."


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  16. itsMonique itsMonique
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 5:55am UTC
    Today, in biology someone said, "..and all the benefits will go to charity." Immediately after, a girl in the back of the class yells "YESSSSS!"...her name is Charity. MLIA.

  17. itsMonique itsMonique
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 7:09am UTC
    Today, my science teacher caught a boy texting in class. When he asked how she knew, she said "well I hoped it's your phone, and not something else your playing with in you lap" his face? Priceless! MLIA

  18. jockrockroll jockrockroll
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    October 11, 2010 2:53pm UTC
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  19. xotristy12xo xotristy12xo
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 10:16pm UTC
    *After school, the day you wear a new shirt*
    Mom: Did everyone love your new shirt?
    Me: Yeah, mom everyone saw it and worshiped the ground I walked on

  20. xCUTI3PI3 xCUTI3PI3
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 3:34pm UTC
    When I play fighting games,
    ⇧ Ⓨ
    ⇦ ⇨ Ⓧ Ⓑ
    ⇩ Ⓐ
    I press random buttons and hope for the best. ッ

    xCUTI3PI3

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