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itsMonique

1. itsMonique
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   October 20, 2010 3:36am UTC
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2. itsMonique
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   October 13, 2010 5:05am UTC
   Today in class we were talking about hurricane Katrina. My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty." Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes, "Kate, no one asked about your weekend." MLIA
   
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3. itsMonique
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   October 13, 2010 4:35am UTC
   Yesterday while texting my best friend, I misplaced my phone. I searched for it and after a while, finally gave up... Remembering my friend, I pull my phone out of my pocket and text her "Sorry, I can't find my phone, brb." She then replied "Oh okay, Text me when you find it." MLIA.
   
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4. itsMonique
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   October 13, 2010 4:34am UTC
   I woke up this morning to Dora the explorer. She was screaming "HONK, HONK,HONK." When I opened my eyes she said,"Great job, we woke up the sleeping whale!" I couldnt help but be offened by her harsh comment. MILA <3
   
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5. itsMonique
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   October 13, 2010 4:24am UTC
   You can only hurt a person so many times before sorry becomes just another word and has no meaning.
   
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6. itsMonique
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   October 12, 2010 7:09am UTC
   Today, my science teacher caught a boy texting in class. When he asked how she knew, she said "well I hoped it's your phone, and not something else your playing with in you lap" his face? Priceless! MLIA
   
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7. itsMonique
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   October 12, 2010 5:55am UTC
   Today, in biology someone said, "..and all the benefits will go to charity." Immediately after, a girl in the back of the class yells "YESSSSS!"...her name is Charity. MLIA.
   
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8. itsMonique
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   October 12, 2010 5:38am UTC
   I'm not Bruno Mars.
   |[(©)]| |[(©)]| |[(©)]| |[(©)]|
   But I think you're amazing, just the way you are.
   
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9. itsMonique
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   October 11, 2010 7:59am UTC
   Dear Brain, sorry for overloading you. Dear Tummy, sorry for the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage.. <//3
   
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10. itsMonique
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    October 9, 2010 9:31am UTC
    You want a perfect girl?
    Go buy a Barbie.
    
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11. itsMonique
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    October 9, 2010 9:24am UTC
    Since when is life such a competition?
    
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12. itsMonique
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    October 9, 2010 9:21am UTC
    Dear whoever is reading this, I hope you know that you're never alone, and that somebody out there loves you more than you will ever know.
    
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13. itsMonique
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    October 9, 2010 8:41am UTC
    "It's impossible" said pride.
    "It's risky" said experience.
    "It's pointless" said reason.
    "Give it a try" whispered the heart.
    
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14. itsMonique
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    October 8, 2010 8:13am UTC
    Don't you hate it when you spend half your life trying to create a quote and it ends up getting below 10 favorites? like seriously...fail or what?
    
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15. itsMonique
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    October 8, 2010 3:15am UTC
    I'm a girl who always has a smile even when I'm hurting, and the one that tries to brighten up your
    day, even though i cant even brighten up my own..
    
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16. itsMonique
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    October 8, 2010 2:56am UTC
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17. itsMonique
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    September 21, 2010 1:09am UTC
    Maybe not today, or tomorrow, but one day you'll see..
    how much you truly mean to me.
    -all mine.
    
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18. itsMonique
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    September 20, 2010 10:37am UTC
    11/11/11 at 11:11:11
    <3
    -favorite, if you cant wait for this day..
    
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19. itsMonique
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    September 19, 2010 10:47pm UTC
    Favorite this for no reason at all?
    <3 <3 <3
    
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20. itsMonique
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    September 19, 2010 10:44pm UTC
    Want you to make me feel like I’m the only girl in the world
    Like I’m the only one that you’ll ever love
    Like I’m the only one who knows your heart
    Only.girl.in.the.world..<3
    
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