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September 30, 2012 8:00pm UTC

Wow Harry, you just had to go and one-up your sister, didn't you?
Gemma Styles: Donated $20
Harry Styles: Donated $5,000
"Who is the favorite child now?" Harry chants as he hits enter.
"Harry is the favorite child," He whispers gleefully in reply to himself.

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September 30, 2012 7:49pm UTC

How do you know all guys are the same? Who told you, you could try them all? Hoe.

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September 29, 2012 4:14pm UTC

The house next to Zayn Malik's house is for sale. Happy Hunger Games. Motherf/ckers.
nmf/nmq

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September 27, 2012 9:16pm UTC

Today, Taylor Swift waved to a guy, and he didn't wave back..
Her next album will be coming out tomorrow.

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September 26, 2012 8:00pm UTC

So I was on facebook..and saw this:
Babe I love you so much I love hearing you cuss. I really love you a lot and care about you. I got to sleep from a text from you and wake up from a text from you. Your so 1 in a million babe. Your my back bone, your my everything. I love you so much and just wanted to let you and everyone know babe. ♥♥ 9/24/12♥♥
9/24/12
9/24/12

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September 25, 2012 11:33pm UTC

When I'm not busy: Nobody texts me.
When I'm busy: BAM! Nobody texts me.

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September 25, 2012 10:43pm UTC

Danielle offered to give her kidney to Liam.
He hugged her and cried,
then told her she was crazy.
That is love.
♥

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September 25, 2012 10:41pm UTC

Zayn: "I saw a video of me and Harry, the background music was really slow and romantic..."
Harry: "I made that video.."

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September 24, 2012 9:32pm UTC

Niall: But I wanted Nandos mommy!!
Louis: Honey give him money for Nandos.
Zayn: Let's have a kid he said. It'll be fun he said.

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September 24, 2012 9:16pm UTC

Interviewer: What is something fans do, that you don't like?
Zayn: I don't like it when fans squeeze my hair.
Niall: Or squeeze our bums
Louis: No, thats ok.

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September 23, 2012 10:17pm UTC

*After listening to LWWY for the first time*
Me: Wait, where are my pants?

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September 23, 2012 9:00pm UTC

Him: *Bumps into someone*
Him: Oh..um..sorry
Him: Wait, why is this b/tch screaming?
Him: Oh yeah.
Him: I forgot
Him: I'm Harry f/cking Styles.

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September 22, 2012 11:56pm UTC

Guy: Your ugly.
Me: *Points to the sky* Look.
Guy: What?
Me: Its the f/ck I never gave.

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September 22, 2012 4:28pm UTC

I did it.
I found a unicorn.
I found a GUY directioner.

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September 20, 2012 10:44pm UTC

I know I said its true. I can feel the love, can you feel it too? <3

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September 20, 2012 8:22pm UTC

credittorunningislife
I know we only met but
l e t s p r e t e n d i t s l o v e

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September 18, 2012 10:13pm UTC

Now whenever a boy says "that's what she said"
You can just reply with "not to you"

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September 17, 2012 11:12pm UTC

Me: Its cold.
Zayn: ...
Me: ...
Zayn: Why are you in my shower?
Me: I followed my heart, and it led me here.
Zayn: Thats deep, you can stay.
nmq

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September 17, 2012 11:05pm UTC

"No one can touch our fans except us. Sorry, we get jealous easily"
-Zayn Malik

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September 14, 2012 11:11pm UTC

Plot Twist: we are all actually neighbors but none of us socialize enough to realize it.

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