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  1. xOmeg18xO xOmeg18xO
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 4:25pm UTC
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  2. xOmeg18xO xOmeg18xO
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 2:44pm UTC
    Q: How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?
    A: ask Hugh Hefner.

  3. xOmeg18xO xOmeg18xO
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 2:32pm UTC
    Boy: Ily
    Girl: can you spell it out? cause it makes it more special(:
    Boy: I'm leaving you.

  4. xOmeg18xO xOmeg18xO
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 1:51pm UTC
    Old enough to know i can
    Old enough to know i shouldn't
    Stupid enough to do it any way.

  5. xOmeg18xO xOmeg18xO
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you get into a huge argument, halfway through you realize your wrong...
    not my format

  6. xOmeg18xO xOmeg18xO
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 2:56pm UTC
    My lips are the gun, My smile is the trigger, My kisses are the bullets, Label me a killer. ♥
    nmf.

  7. xOmeg18xO xOmeg18xO
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 10:40pm UTC
    div>
    My name is Christine Hanson. I am only two years old. I am going for a ride, or that's what I am told.
    I am sitting here quietly, next to my mom and dad. I am having a fun time. Everyone seems glad.
    Why is he yelling Daddy? Please tell me what' s wrong! Please don't cry Mommy, this ride won't be that long!
    Why are we getting up and moving to the back? Why is everyone crying? Why is she being attacked?
    What did I do wrong? Why are they yelling at us? Why is everyone screaming? What is all the fuss?
    I thought you said that this plane ride would be fun. Is this a game Mommy? Am I it, am I the one? I think I will hide behind you, so that I don't get caught. Daddy this isn't fun anymore! This isn't what I thought.
    Why do I see buildings right out the next window? Shouldn't we stop now? Shouldn't we go slow? What was that loud boom? Why do I see fire? What just happened Daddy? We should have been higher!
    We have hit a building, the World Trade Center I think. I am slowly dying now. I can't open my eyes to blink.
    Where are you Mommy? Why can't I hear your voice? Why did they drive us here? This wasn't our choice.
    My name is Christine Hanson, I am only two years old. We were going for a plane ride. That's what we were told.
    I'll never go to prom. I wont reach the age of three. Why did this happen to these people? Why did this happen to me?

  8. xOmeg18xO xOmeg18xO
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 1:18pm UTC
    div>
    Remember when..
    September 11th was just a day?
    9.11.01
    never forgotten ♥

  9. xOmeg18xO xOmeg18xO
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    September 5, 2011 4:06pm UTC
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  10. xOmeg18xO xOmeg18xO
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    September 5, 2011 2:30am UTC
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  11. xOmeg18xO xOmeg18xO
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    September 5, 2011 2:07am UTC
    Cool storyMom
    don't tell it again.

  12. xOmeg18xO xOmeg18xO
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 12:30pm UTC
    If youhurtmybestfriend...
    I can make your death look like an accident.

  13. xOmeg18xO xOmeg18xO
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 9:39pm UTC
    Once they stop talking to you
    they start talking about you.
    nmf.

  14. xOmeg18xO xOmeg18xO
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 9:34pm UTC

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    Sometimes it lasts in love,
    but sometimes it hurts instead...

  15. xOmeg18xO xOmeg18xO
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    August 31, 2011 1:29pm UTC
    don'teverstopsmiling♥

  16. xOmeg18xO xOmeg18xO
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 1:21pm UTC
    Mean girls
    YO YO YO! all you sucka MC's ain't got nothing on me! From my grades, to my lines you can't touch KEVINN G! I'm a mathlete , so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard, i'm like the James Bond thiird, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred- I'm Kevin Gnapoor! The G's silent when I sneak thru your door. & make love to your women on the bathroom floor. I don't play like shaggy but you know it was me. cause next time you see her, she'll be like OHH KEVINN GGG(;.
    nmf.

  17. xOmeg18xO xOmeg18xO
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    i wonder if
    Brenda Song shouted "YAY ME!"
    when she found out she was pregnant..
    nmf, nmq

  18. xOmeg18xO xOmeg18xO
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    August 22, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    Victorious:
    Robbie:We are going to get iced coffee."
    Andre: I thought caffeine makes you vibrate?"
    Robbie:
    Sometimes's it's nice..
    nmf.

  19. xOmeg18xO xOmeg18xO
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 2:25pm UTC
    Dear Skittles,
    I can't taste the rainbow if you don't include blue as well
    Sincerely, confused.
    nmf.

  20. xOmeg18xO xOmeg18xO
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 10:08pm UTC
    It'll be okay in
    the end.
    & if it's not okay now,
    it's not the end.
    nmf.

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