Witty Profiles

xOliviaMarieex

xOliviaMarieex
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November 23, 2011 4:27pm UTC
If you thought you have had those momentss where you are "scarred for life", you OBVIOUSLY have never been to my house before.

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xOliviaMarieex
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November 21, 2011 3:47pm UTC
So today i was this adorable little 6 year old boy.
i asked him to marry me. So he ran over to his mother .
Boy : "mommy that girl over there asked me to marry her"
Mother : "aw thats so sweet!"
Boy : "Do i really marry her?"
Mother : "no. it just means she think your cute"
Boy : "so im not marrying her?"
Mother: "no sweetie."
Boy : "oh man."
this made my life ♥

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xOliviaMarieex
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November 21, 2011 3:10pm UTC
Dear School Photographers,
I put my hair this way for a reason. Stop messing it up and or touching it.
Sincerly,
All middle and highschool girls

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xOliviaMarieex
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November 20, 2011 2:49pm UTC
There is always a little lie behind
"im over him." ♥

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xOliviaMarieex
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November 20, 2011 1:28pm UTC
One day your prince will come.
Mine just took a wrong turn,
got lost,
and is too stubborn
to ask for directions...

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