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xNessx
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September 18, 2012 9:03pm UTC

Dress like a model.
shop like an accountant.

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xNessx
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 7:56pm UTC

Does anyone else hate their witty name? =_=

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xNessx
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 9:13pm UTC

Pretty girl,
why are you crying?

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xNessx
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 8:15pm UTC

O N E D O E S N O T S I M P L Y
ask Niall James Horan to Choose between food.
nmf-loveisjustlove
nmq.facebook.

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xNessx
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June 7, 2012 5:52am UTC

hearts
Are for pumping blood
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notforbreaking
nmf/mq

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xNessx
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 7:55am UTC

Practice
makes perfect,
but no one is perfect.
So why practice?

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xNessx
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 3:09am UTC

Me: Well at least I have ____ !
Friend: At least I have food, and my dog.
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: ..

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xNessx
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 1:57am UTC

I finally told my dog
THAT HE'S ADOPTED.

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xNessx
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 11:58pm UTC

There's a witty chat
hkjashdkfjash

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xNessx
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 10:26pm UTC

A l r i g h t ,
You ruin the joke when you say ;
' fave if you get it '
We get it .

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xNessx
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 6:53pm UTC

shortest love story ever:
One direction : Will you marry me?

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xNessx
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 5:35am UTC

There is always
that one friend who thinks they're a genius,
because they say witty quotes to you.
(when it's annoying)
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xNessx
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 3:16am UTC

everybody's waiting for you to
break down.

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xNessx
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May 16, 2012 4:18am UTC

Don't you wish you could
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xNessx
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May 15, 2012 4:04am UTC

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xNessx
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 4:15am UTC

real conversation with my friend
Me: *looking in her eyes*
Her: ...
Me: I can read your mind like a book.
Me: But I don't read books.
Me: So therefore, I cannot read minds..
Her: That was deep.

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xNessx
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 3:27am UTC

T h e s u i t e l i f e o f Z a c k a n d C o d y
is the only show with a dumb asian and a smart blonde.

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xNessx
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 5:16am UTC

I'm ment to be doing homework
witty you win.

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xNessx
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 8:45pm UTC

The story of us
looks alot like a tragedy now.

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xNessx
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 8:26am UTC

& Who else remembers, Detox weekend?♥

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