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  1. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 11:05am UTC
    I'm going to go out and live my life to the fullest
    In honor of those who never got the chance to

  2. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    Guy: You're cute.
    Me: It's okay. I have eyesight problems too.
    Me: Here, try on my glasses, they might help you see better.
    Me: Oh, and I'll refer you to my eye doctor. He's really good.

  3. Jesse_James Jesse_James
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 11:20pm UTC

    ♫ ♫

    If the music isn't loud it isn't good.

    ♫ ♫

    Format by Breeze. I just added the musical notes.

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 3:48am UTC
    carly rae jepsen: hey i just met you
    carly rae jepsen: and this is crazy
    carly rae jepsen: but here's my number
    carly rae jepsen: so call me maybe
    simon cowell: it's a no from me

  5. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    Me: *sees kid with T-shirt of my favorite band*
    Me: Hey what's up? I love your shirt!! We should totally hang out.
    Kid: ...Do I know you?
    Me: Duh, we're in the same fandom.

  6. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    “Life is just a temporary illusion.
    Make it meaningful enough to become reality.”

  7. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    So take a chance and don’t ever look back.
    -Katy Perry

  8. steffykins steffykins
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 12:59pm UTC
    I wonder if I could go back to old Hollywood.
    When presidents dropped blonde bombshells instead of creating their lies to tell.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    Mom: Why don't you go outside and get some exercise?
    Me: Okay.
    Me: *Goes for run with laptop*

  11. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    "I have a crippling insecurity
    Mixed with the idea
    That I'm the best."

  12. someoneinhiding someoneinhiding
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 10:59pm UTC
    As of 7/30/2013 10:29:51 PM EDT
    You are 14 years old.
    You are 179 months old.
    You are 781 weeks old.
    You are 5,467 days old.
    You are 131,230 hours old.
    You are 7,873,829 minutes old.
    You are 472,429,791 seconds old.

  13. Cclaire Cclaire
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 7:18am UTC
    BE A GIRL WITH A MIND,
    A WOMAN WITH ATTITUDE AND A LADY WITH CLASS.

  14. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    It would be cool if the country you lived in was based on your taste in music.
    You would live in the country of your favorite band or artist, and you got to go to unlimited concerts by them. All your neighbors would have the same taste in music, and all you would wear is band merch everyday. Parties would have the best music and dancing. And you wouldn't have to deal with annoying fangirls from different fandoms. If you changed your taste in music you could move to a different country, and if you wanted to see a different band in concert you could go for a vacation in another country.

  15. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 11:46pm UTC
    every time I hear someone say
    swag or yolo I can physically feel my brain cells dying.

  16. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    I love being home alone
    Because I feel like I have so much more freedom.
    But in reality all I do differently is listen to music without headphones on.

  17. Brown_Eyed_Wonder* Brown_Eyed_Wonder*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 10:25pm UTC
    Lately I've been losing sleep, for my nightmares are so deep.
    Reality or dreamland; it doesn't matter. I'm still scared.

  18. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    Just because you're shy around new people
    Doesn't mean you have social anxiety.
    Just because you yelled at your friend for no reason
    Doesn't mean you suffer from bipolar disorder.
    Just because you get nervous before a big test
    Doesn't mean you have anxiety.
    Just because you're upset that someone died
    Doesn't mean you have any form of depression.
    Just because you're watching your weight a little more than you did five years ago
    Doesn't mean you're becoming anorexic.
    People these days seem to want to have mental disorders.
    Mental disorders aren't cute or fun. They are legitimate illnesses that people actually struggle with everyday.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 12:05pm UTC
    3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver
    knew that they were drunk so he started the
    engine & turned it off again. He told
    them,"We have reached."
    The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy
    said,"Thank you." The 3rd guy gave the
    driver a slap.
    The driver was shocked, thinking the 3rd
    guy knew what he did. But he asked,
    "Whats that for?" The 3rd guy replied:
    "CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME!
    you nearly killed us..."

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