ChocoTaco posted a quote
August 7, 2013 9:02pm UTC
Guy: You're cute. Me: It's okay. I have eyesight problems too. Me: Here, try on my glasses, they might help you see better. Me: Oh, and I'll refer you to my eye doctor. He's really good.
BravoSierra posted a quote
August 6, 2013 3:48am UTC
carly rae jepsen: hey i just met you carly rae jepsen: and this is crazy carly rae jepsen: but here's my number carly rae jepsen: so call me maybe simon cowell: it's a no from me
ChocoTaco posted a quote
August 1, 2013 8:52pm UTC
Me: *sees kid with T-shirt of my favorite band* Me: Hey what's up? I love your shirt!! We should totally hang out. Kid: ...Do I know you? Me: Duh, we're in the same fandom.
As of 7/30/2013 10:29:51 PM EDT You are 14 years old. You are 179 months old. You are 781 weeks old. You are 5,467 days old. You are 131,230 hours old. You are 7,873,829 minutes old. You are 472,429,791 seconds old.
It would be cool if the country you lived in was based on your taste in music. You would live in the country of your favorite band or artist, and you got to go to unlimited concerts by them. All your neighbors would have the same taste in music, and all you would wear is band merch everyday. Parties would have the best music and dancing. And you wouldn't have to deal with annoying fangirls from different fandoms. If you changed your taste in music you could move to a different country, and if you wanted to see a different band in concert you could go for a vacation in another country.
Just because you're shy around new people Doesn't mean you have social anxiety. Just because you yelled at your friend for no reason Doesn't mean you suffer from bipolar disorder. Just because you get nervous before a big test Doesn't mean you have anxiety. Just because you're upset that someone died Doesn't mean you have any form of depression. Just because you're watching your weight a little more than you did five years ago Doesn't mean you're becoming anorexic. People these days seem to want to have mental disorders. Mental disorders aren't cute or fun. They are legitimate illnesses that people actually struggle with everyday.
we2areawesome posted a quote
July 25, 2013 12:05pm UTC
3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. He told them,"We have reached." The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said,"Thank you." The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap. The driver was shocked, thinking the 3rd guy knew what he did. But he asked, "Whats that for?" The 3rd guy replied: "CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME! you nearly killed us..."