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xDanteMilesx
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 6:49pm UTC

Him: Your face failed
Me: Well your mums abortion failed

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xDanteMilesx
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November 12, 2012 6:44pm UTC

I'm behind you,
Have a look,
I dare you.

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xDanteMilesx
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November 12, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Sending a text, then missing something out, then sending another one, you miss something out again, but you don't want to send another text because you don't want to look desperate, or annoying.. :O

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xDanteMilesx
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November 12, 2012 5:17pm UTC

Okay so if we Get caught heres the story....

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xDanteMilesx
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 5:31pm UTC

They keep saying the right person, will come along.
I think mine got hit by a truck

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xDanteMilesx
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November 11, 2012 5:29pm UTC

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xDanteMilesx
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November 11, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Today I saw a nun on a mobility scooter, allI could think of was virgin mobile

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xDanteMilesx
posted a quote
November 8, 2012 4:43pm UTC

Am I A Dinosaur.?
The randomness of this quote.

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xDanteMilesx
posted a quote
November 8, 2012 4:40pm UTC

Me: *on witty*
Me:
Me:
Me:
*Mom walks into room*
Me: *quickly opens new tab
Me: *Stares at google*

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xDanteMilesx
posted a quote
November 8, 2012 4:21pm UTC

Why can't adverts on the t.v be like
"too much t.v and computers can be bad for you
but we don't care."

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xDanteMilesx
posted a quote
November 8, 2012 11:28am UTC

Fave if you brush your teeth everyday.

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xDanteMilesx
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 8:41pm UTC

Your skin is not paper - don't cut it
Your face isn't a mask - don't hide it
Your size isn't a book - don't judge it
Your life isn't a film, don't end it

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xDanteMilesx
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 8:38pm UTC

Roses are red, violets are unicorns. This Doesn't Make Sense.
Refrigerator

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xDanteMilesx
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 8:34pm UTC

If you say Jesus backwards
It Kinda sounds like
Sausage
(Fave If you tried it)

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xDanteMilesx
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 8:08pm UTC

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket & their like
"Hey what are you doing here?"
And Im just Like
"Oh you know Just hunting elephants"

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xDanteMilesx
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 7:48pm UTC

I get chuffed when someone has favourited my quote.
But am Disappointed when it says in my notifications someones followed me
only me?

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xDanteMilesx
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November 6, 2012 7:33pm UTC

"Your teeth are like stars." "Aww, thanks" "Yellow, and far away from each other"

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xDanteMilesx
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November 6, 2012 7:31pm UTC

I am SO PROUD OF MYSELF!!! I just finished a jigsaw puzzle! It only took me 6 months...and the box said 2-4 years! HA! I sure showed THEM!

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xDanteMilesx
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 7:28pm UTC

Me: Omg, That joke was so *bursts out laughing*
Friends: Go on
Me: It went 'Then the*carries on laughing*
Friends: Yes
Me: *breathing heavily and slowly* 'it was' * Sits there clapping like
a retarded seal
Just me?.

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xDanteMilesx
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 7:26pm UTC

Boy: I Hate Justin Bieber
Girl: No, You hate the fact your not him.

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