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1. xSOCCERxSTARx
   posted a quote
   January 14, 2012 9:37pm UTC
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2. BlackButterflies
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2012 3:48pm UTC
   the person that i like will always like someone else
   and the people who creep the hell out of me will always like me
   
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3. BlackButterflies
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2012 3:54pm UTC
   no matter how slow you're running,
   you're still lapping everyone who is sitting at home on the couch.
   
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4. BlackButterflies
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2012 3:35pm UTC
   whenever i'm really tired and go to bed early:
   brain: "lollll, just kiddin'! It's time to partayyy!"
   feet: "i'm cold. like really cold. i might fall off."
   hair: "i am going to get in your face and irritate you."
   pillow: "i am secretly filled with rocks!"
   ears: "hey, those trees creaking outside sound kind of like something from paranormal activity!"
   me: -_- "fine, i'll go on witty then..."
   
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5. cheerfreak101
   posted a quote
   January 15, 2012 7:18pm UTC
   I bet this quote wont get anyfaves ; because its to "boring"
   
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6. confessions_of_a_cutter
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   January 16, 2012 4:27pm UTC
   The thing that hurts the most is knowing that you won't even miss me.
   
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7. taytayx311
   posted a quote
   January 15, 2012 9:01pm UTC
   If you think your crush is going to get mad because
   you don't respond quickly,
   think about how sexy you're going to look to him
   splattered all over the interstate.
   -Kingsley
   
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8. hanzoo346
   posted a quote
   January 15, 2012 7:04pm UTC
   sing to me,
   even if you're terrible♥
   
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9. BlackButterflies
   posted a quote
   January 15, 2012 10:39pm UTC
   when i think about how well i manage to hide my pain from everyone, it makes me wonder just how many of the "happy" people i know are suffering inside.
   
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10. neoncookies123
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    January 15, 2012 10:44pm UTC
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11. RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 11:47pm UTC
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    You look cute with your head tilted this way.
    Format credit - RunawayRachel
    
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12. kravutskea
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    if the world
    dosen't end on December, 21st 2012,
    I have a feeling
    a lot of babies will be born on September 20th, 2013.
    
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13. hanzoo346
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    Rebecca Black got bullied
    out of school.
    Kids kept on asking her what day of the w e e k it was .
    nmf
    
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14. livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    the tooth fairy
    is teaching little boys&girls that they can sell their body parts for money
    ©livsbestfriendryan
    
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15. yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    TO DO LIST:
    1) make to do list.
    2) cross off number 1.
    3) realize you've already accomplished 2 things today.
    4) reward yourself with a nap.
    
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16. kaylagirl4298
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    Lazy fact #45689746406759 you were to lazy to read that number
    nmf
    
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17. searchingforsunshine46
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    Perfect guys dont exist,
    but there is always one guy who is
    perfect for you
    ~Bob Marley
    
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18. dontforgetxx1513
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Sometimes I wonder if
    you even think of me half as much as I think of you. ♥
    
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19. mireunlove15
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    263,455 people on
    witty and not one
    liked my quote?
    LOL I'M A FAILURE.
    
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20. JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    Wow, sarcasm - so original.
    
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