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1. x33kendra08c205
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   July 24, 2008 4:46pm UTC
   Me? Perfect... No!Better than you? Of course!^I take no credit!
   
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2. x33kendra08c205
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   July 24, 2008 4:43pm UTC
   Normally, I'd be like everyone else and in my profile I'd put: Friends- You know who you are... but my friends are to retarted so I have to write them all down![yourfriendsnamesgohere]
   
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3. x33kendra08c205
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   July 24, 2008 4:43pm UTC
   Normally, I'd be like everyone else and in my profile I'd put: Friends- You know who you are... but my friends are to retarted so I have to write them all down![yourfriendsnamesgohere]
   
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4. x33kendra08c205
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   July 24, 2008 4:42pm UTC
   My friends and I are tighter than Abercrombie jeans<3Love you guys![names here]
   
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5. x33kendra08c205
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   July 24, 2008 4:40pm UTC
   best friendsthey catch you when you fall<3Love you guys¢¾[names here]
   
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6. x33kendra08c205
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   July 24, 2008 11:09am UTC
   This is an actual conversation with my parents and my little sister..Lil Sis: *farts*Mom: Eew!Dad: What?Mom: Her butt cheeks are clapping!Lil Sis: thats because they are proud of me!I know, gross but I thought it was hilarious!
   
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7. x33kendra08c205
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   July 24, 2008 11:07am UTC
   Sexy can I?Excuse me, that should be Sexy May IJust pardon my mannersOh okay then:]^I take no credit:]^
   
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8. x33kendra08c205
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   July 24, 2008 11:06am UTC
   I don't see why everyone is so worried about their reputation....We all die anyway
   
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9. x33kendra08c205
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   July 24, 2008 11:04am UTC
   Please, I hate you more than the grinch hates Christmas!
   
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10. x33kendra08c205
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    July 24, 2008 11:03am UTC
    What's greater than god? More evil than the devil? The poor has it, the rich needs it and if you eat it you die.answer: nothing!^no credit found it on an email and i spent hours trying to figure it out...^
    
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11. x33kendra08c205
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    July 24, 2008 11:01am UTC
    Never put a period after you say.... I love youbecause then it means your love ends!
    
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12. x33kendra08c205
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    July 24, 2008 11:00am UTC
    Stop the world.... I dropped my cookie!^full credit:] i dont care if u steal it thoo
    
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13. x33kendra08c205
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    July 24, 2008 10:59am UTC
    Me: What are you doing?Boy: Playing with Purell... it kills germs!Me: Well it didn't kill you^this was an actual conversation... all mine^
    
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14. x33kendra08c205
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    July 24, 2008 10:57am UTC
    I have no idea how the Earth can hold up that many FAT people!^all mineee... its bad but i dont caree... rate perty it up idc^
    
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15. x33kendra08c205
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    July 24, 2008 10:55am UTC
    I'd try to see things from your point of view....But I just cant stick my head that far up my butt!^i take no credit, my awesome friend courtney made it up^
    
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    July 24, 2008 10:53am UTC
    hate is a strong word.....so is love
    
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    July 24, 2008 10:11am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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18. x33kendra08c205
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    July 24, 2008 10:09am UTC
    Silence is golden....Duct tape is silver :]
    
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    July 24, 2008 10:09am UTC
    Silence is golden....Duct tape is silver :]
    
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20. x33kendra08c205
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    July 24, 2008 10:07am UTC
    You aren't a person or a thing. Your a place....A place where no one wants to go!
    
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