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x2xblondieex2x
posted a quote
July 2, 2010 9:21pm UTC

today,
i was riding my moped
when i saw on the warning label
it said 'CAUTION when in use,
this product moves'
welll im glad i found that out.

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x2xblondieex2x
posted a quote
November 28, 2009 7:51pm UTC

-Would you shut up,dammit,
these are trade secrets,
t h i s c h i c k r u n s w i t h v a m p i r es
-*J a r e d;

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x2xblondieex2x
posted a quote
November 22, 2009 9:50pm UTC

don't you miss the good ol' days
when sayings 'girls go to college
to get more knowledge
boys go to jupiter
to get more stupider.'
was the best way to get a boy mad
x2xblondieex2x

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posted a quote
October 25, 2009 7:05pm UTC

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x2xblondieex2x
posted a quote
October 25, 2009 6:42pm UTC

today
me and the rest of the cheerleading team
wanted to make brownies before our homecomming
game. the problem was, we didnt have any eggs.
so we made a list of random things and crossed
them out except for the word "egg"
we went around my sundivision saying that we were
on a homecoming game scavenger hunt and needed
an egg to win
we made brownies
MLIA
creddiiiit tooo mee!

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x2xblondieex2x
posted a quote
October 11, 2009 5:33pm UTC

chEesY JokE
why didnt the skeleton ask out his crush to prom?
because he has no guts!
hahah made it up my self
yaa cheesy
series?

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x2xblondieex2x
posted a quote
October 11, 2009 5:30pm UTC

doN't YOu hATe iT WhEN
you have an awesome quote that took you hours
and only gets like 2 favs
but thers like 15 quotes about that
stupid kool laid man that get 100's of favs

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x2xblondieex2x
posted a quote
October 7, 2009 6:20pm UTC

doN't YOu hATe iT WhEN
a guy that likes u sits right next to you
&
then when your not looking, out of the corner of you eye you can see him staring at you
its like dude. i have peripheral vision
happens to me!! it bugss mee!
all minee!! dontt jockk!!!

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x2xblondieex2x
posted a quote
August 21, 2009 12:04pm UTC

when chuck norris does a push up;
he pushes the ground down

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x2xblondieex2x
posted a quote
August 21, 2009 12:02pm UTC

Today
i was sitting inside watching t.v
when my dog came by the door.
i was gonna let him in
so i took the time to unlock the door
then when i opened it, he ran away
& hid behind our patio table
then i went outside to catch him
and he ran away
∙
i felt like i was being ding dong ditched.
∙
∙
MLIA

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x2xblondieex2x
posted a quote
August 20, 2009 8:20pm UTC

Emmett: Fall down again bella?
Bella: No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face.
hahaha
lovee thatt
not minee
credit for edit?

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x2xblondieex2x
posted a quote
August 20, 2009 9:47am UTC

am i the only one
that doesnt understand half the dora the explorer show
because its in spanish?
haha i hope im not the only 1! ahah

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x2xblondieex2x
posted a quote
August 18, 2009 9:55pm UTC

today
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i was practicing driving.
i saw an "increased speed limit" sign
then a few feet a head i saw a "slow children at play" sign
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i was completely confused
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MLIA

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x2xblondieex2x
posted a quote
August 18, 2009 9:47pm UTC

the difference between
fish and meat,
if you beat a fish
.
.
it dies

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x2xblondieex2x
posted a quote
August 18, 2009 9:34pm UTC

Today
i was sitting on an airplane eating some peanuts.
after i ate them i was incredibly bored and decided to examine the bag.
at the botton i saw im bold letters "MAY CONTAIN PEANUTS"
i burst out laughing.
MLIA
:D

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x2xblondieex2x
posted a quote
August 18, 2009 7:12pm UTC

♥♥♥♥♥♥ ______the heart wants what the heart wants______♥♥♥♥♥♥
idk just came to me
favor?comment?rate?no kocking

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posted a quote
August 17, 2009 4:00pm UTC

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enjoy

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x2xblondieex2x
posted a quote
August 17, 2009 3:53pm UTC

funny eclipse quote
i didnt realize that edward was standing silently behing me untill after i turned off the computer and shoved away from the desk. i was about to scold him for reading over my shoulder whne i realized that he wasnt paying any attention to me. he was examining a flat black box with wires curling crookidly away from the main square in a way that didnt look healthy for watever it was. after a second, i recognized the car stereo emmet,rosalie, and jasper had given me for my last birthday. i'd forgotten about the birthday presents hiding inder a growing pile of dust omn the floor of my closet
"what did you do to this?" he asked in a horror struck voice.
"it didnt want to come out of the dash board."
"so you felt the need to torture it?"
"you know how i am with tools. no pain was inflicted intenionally."
he shook his head, his face a mask of faux tragedy
"you killed it."
i shrugged "oh well"
luv that partt!^^
sorry about the lines....THEY SUCK. :D they look reeeeely bad

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x2xblondieex2x
posted a quote
August 9, 2009 9:21pm UTC

i can't believe
* i wasted my time on you*
♥
*i thought i liked you*
♥
*i thought you liked me*
♥
*i spent all that time on you*
♥
*i woke up early to look pretty for you*
♥
*i can't get over you*
</3
just venting

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x2xblondieex2x
posted a quote
August 8, 2009 2:49pm UTC

Weird Laws
in Boise Idaho,Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back.

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