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itsamadworld
posted a quote
November 30, 2012 3:44pm UTC

I literally get a little scared whenever I post an opinion on witty.
It’s like hitting a piñata and not being sure if candy or wasps are going to come out.

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xLoveGabriellax
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 9:32pm UTC

Okay,
so you're ten years old,
you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook, and a Blackberry...
Dude, when I was ten I only had one thing to play with...
It was called
"OUTSIDE."

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squirrel690
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 9:12pm UTC

Plot twist: My crush likes me back.
Even bigger plot twist: My crush realizes I exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 9:11pm UTC

it's not the
FUTURE
that you're
afraid of. it's
repeating the
PAST that
makes you
anxious.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 9:25pm UTC

the '80s kids are actually the ones
who really enjoyed the 90s.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 9:34pm UTC

what if tattoos just randomly appeared
on our skin at key points in out lives? and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 9:15pm UTC

KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE.
hit the snooze button.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 9:13pm UTC

i hate it when strangers say
"i don't bite." yeah because the first thing i think when i meet somebody is "holy sh/t this b/tch is gonna bite me."

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 8:42pm UTC

When 'I' is replaced be 'We' even Illness becomes Wellness. -Anonymous.

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ay_baybay
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 3:49pm UTC

MY FRIEND THINKS HE'S
SMART. HE SAID ONIONS
ARE THE ONLY FOOD
THAT CAN MAKE YOU
CRY.
SO I THREW A
{COCONUT AT HIS FACE.}
format credit ay_baybay

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akp1015
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 6:08pm UTC

yes, school is going good.
no, i do not have a boyfriend.
yes, i'll be driving soon.
no, i do not know where i'm going to college yet.
^thanksgiving with my relatives in a nutshell...

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ay_baybay
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 9:30am UTC

I'm basically a girl with
[ the personality of a dude. ]

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ay_baybay
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 6:23pm UTC

I'm tired of yelling
I'm tired of being sad
I'm tired of pretending
I'm tired of being alone
I'm tired of being angry
I'm tired of feeling crazy
I'm tired of feeling stuck
I'm tired of needing help
I'm tired of remembering
I'm tired of missing things
I'm tired of being different
I'm tired of missing people
I'm tired of feeling worthless
I'm tired of feeling empty inside
I'm tired of not being able to just let go
I'm tired of wishing I could start all over
I'm tired of dreaming of a life I will never have
But most of all, I'm just tired of being tired

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akp1015
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 12:12am UTC

"I want to go to fat camp and just bring a bunch of Twinkies to tempt all the other kids."
-my bestfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
because Hostess is going out of business her dreams are now crushed...

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ay_baybay
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 5:47pm UTC

Fave if you l♥ve
chocolate
ignore if you want to GOTOHELL

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ay_baybay
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 5:52pm UTC

We flash them, we smash them.
We push them way up.
We shake them, we stuff them
In the wrong sized cup.
Our boyfriends just crave them,
Our children have drained them.
Some of us have even decided to name them.
We go through our lives and knock them about.
But one thing is certain, one thing i must SHOUT!
Our boobies have been there through thick and through thin,
And life is too precious to let cancer win!
-
nmq
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ay_baybay
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 7:06pm UTC

Happy Girls
are the Prettiest
-Audrey Hepburn

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