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woahman
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March 9, 2013 6:02am UTC

Did you know, 97% of statistics are made up on the spot?

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woahman
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 5:57am UTC

*Lunchtime at school*
Me: Knock Knock.
Bestfriend: Who's there?
Me: Daisy.
Bestfriend: Daisy who?
Me: DAISY ME ROLLIN'..THEY HATING!

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woahman
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 5:37am UTC

*Modern Family*
Alex: So dumb guys go for dumb girls and smart guys go for dumb girls? What do smart girls get?
Phil: Cats mostly.

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woahman
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March 9, 2013 5:32am UTC

In two weeks, my school is bringing my year on a tour to a sweet factory.
Life = made.

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woahman
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 5:20am UTC

Twenty years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no cash and no hope. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.

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woahman
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March 9, 2013 4:46am UTC

Just because the past taps you on the shoulder..it doesn't mean you have to look back.

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woahman
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 7:46pm UTC

A world so hateful, some
would rather die than be
who they are.

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woahman
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:06pm UTC

& I can't change, even if I tried, even if I wanted to..❤

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woahman
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 3:23pm UTC

I'm my own worst enemy.

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woahman
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 9:23am UTC

You think lowest of me...
when you don't even know my story.

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woahman
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 9:19am UTC

Do you ever have days where you feel like you can
say anything to anyone? You feel invincible,
no one can stop you.

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woahman
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 9:15am UTC

In every girl's life;
there's a boy she'll never forget and a summer
where it all began.

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woahman
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 9:13am UTC

I don't have an attitude problem.
If you have a problem with my attitude,
that'syour problem ,
not mine.

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woahman
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 9:03am UTC

People bury their feelings. The feelings they have to forget, to destory, are all buried down inside them. These bunch of feelings are always growing, bigger and bigger, for the person intended.

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woahman
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 10:29am UTC

"Teenager"
When you're too young to do half the things you want to do
&
too old to do the other half. \\ ♥

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woahman
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 10:18am UTC

Mom: you're so beautiful, sweetie!
Dad: if any boy asks you out, I'm coming for him.
Grandparents: you're so gorgeous, guys must be all over you!
Friends of parents: you're going to break alot of hearts.
Friends: you're pretty, now shut up.
Boys: LOL, Wtf. Why is that potato looking at me?

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woahman
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 3:04pm UTC

"Quick, everyone act natural!"
*Everyone strikes the most un-natural pose ever*
*Slaps Forehead*

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woahman
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 7:50am UTC

"Marion, my darling I love you
more than life itself "
-Robin Hood

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woahman
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 4:08pm UTC

'Her lips are red,
& тhose hips are тurning heads
cauѕe, she's a down-town girl
a down-town girl'

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woahman
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 7:45am UTC

Be Careful With My Heart,
You Might Break It [♥] [♥] [♥]

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