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UberFacts
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January 2, 2013 5:14pm UTC

There's a village named Fingringhoe in England.

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MaiiEeeShaSha
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November 28, 2012 1:01pm UTC

Normal girls: Whoa that boy is really fit... Let's go say hey to him!
Me: lol that boy is one sexy potato... I'm going to admire him from afar and take in his sexy potato-ness

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lettherainhideyourtears
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November 26, 2012 3:41pm UTC

The difference between me and most girls:
Most girls: *eats half an apple* I'm full!
Me: *eats two pizzas, five apples, a watermelon, three boxes of cookies, a jar of peanut butter, 5 jars of nutella, a loaf of bread, a horse, a turkey, ten apple pies, a container of ice cream and a glass of milk*
Barack Obama:
Stephen Harper:
Josh Hutcherson:
Daniel Radcliffe:
Emma Watson:
Osama Bin Laden:
Teletubies:
Mom:
Dad:
Best friend:
School:
Teachers:
Duck:
Horse:
Bird:
Dog:
God:
Me:
Me:
Me: I'm still hungry.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MaiiEeeShaSha
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 12:29pm UTC

Today, I saw the most amazing number plate saying
69 BR0
I have never laughed so much.
true story;) mineeeee

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MaiiEeeShaSha
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October 17, 2012 12:35pm UTC

to ∞ and ↑
nmf/nmq

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EmilyxLovesxU
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 12:42pm UTC

I'm sick of making things worse.
I'm sick of being hurt.
I'm sick of crying myself to sleep.
I'm sick of hating everything.
I'm sick of faking a smile.
I'm sick of feeling this way.
I'm sick of letting people down.
I'm sick of being me.

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stayw0nderful
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October 5, 2012 11:59am UTC

him: woah your legs are so skinny!
me: ...i know-___-
him: you're like anorexic.
me: no, i'm really not, i eat 24/7.
I hate it when people say i'm anorexic, i've been called anorexic so much. It's not even funny, people say it so casually, even my best friends were making jokes about it the other day.
Just because one is skinny, it doesn't always make them anorexic. Think about that next time you judge someone.

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stayw0nderful
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 12:02pm UTC

I always fall for the ones that have a girlfriend, or is in love with someone else.
why can't life be nice to me, just one.

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stayw0nderful
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 12:17pm UTC

I'm updating my profile(:
I've decided to put my profile pic to myself.

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acc_1029
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 12:20pm UTC

*Me sitting on the computer*
Mom: Go clean your room.
Me: Okay, just give me a minute.
*Five minutes later*
Mom: I thought I told you to go clean your room.
Me: I know, I'm almost done.
*Five minutes later*
Mom: Seriously?! Go clean your room! Now!
Me: FINE, JEEZ.
*Goes to room and uses computer there*

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Shawty123
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 12:19pm UTC

I'm writing a fanfic
With Josh Hutcherson
Fave if you think I should post it on here, too.
I thought I would stray away from One Direction for a nice change.

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xobelievexo
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September 29, 2012 9:18am UTC

You know you're bored when
you're having a full on
conversation with cleverbot...
nmf

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